It's the Gay Bitches Only Gang. Terrifying for their forced spread of AIDS from Gay Rape and disco soundtrack.

He talked about being pro gun and even flashing one at a nazi that came to his house.

He's living a fantasy in his head where he's the star. He's like a less cool Chris Chan.

a russian nazi

u/patrickstomlinson is alt right. We should let Antifa know.

Too bad he's not having a book signing because he knows no one will show up. Unlike SOME people.

He's coming for us. It's over.

Lizard are fucking retarded pets. Shine a heat lamp on them for what??

Life?

do you know how reptiles work you dumb cow?

Yeah I live in Florida where iguanas are an invasive species and you can get $$ for trapping and killing them bitches or just toss them in a chest freezer and make curry

Yeah people do a lot of crazy shit in florida

thats why we keep you as far away from normal america as possible

No literally what would you do if your neighborhood was crawling with dinosaurs tryna get a bite of your salad and turn bright orange and angry but then run off like lil bitches (me doing my short arms panicking impersonation flying & jumping) when confronted?

i lived in arizona, we got lizards too

we just dont eat them

So you just let them get trapped in your house and get all white and slow and die of dehydration. Alright.

i still dont believe you know how lizards work, just how many lizard sammiches you can make for yo chillins out of one lizard

I would imagine it depends on the lizard...

I don't appreciate the subtle humblebrag of you eating salad.

Anyone having one of those dumbass eccentric pets should be sold into sex slavery and then killed immediately for being too useless. Oh yeah you have a bird in a cage? Blow me. Anyway

Deport them naked to the Taliban

test

I read your “anyway” in the way that CQ says it after a joke. Nice.

If this sub was a physical place, I'd be scared out of my mind.

would be a lot like slab city I assume

He's claimed to be a professional award winning marksman.

He probably got a marksmanship trophy at fat camp back in ‘87.

Little known fact: the film Heavyweights was Pat's biopic.

Hollywood had to delete the scene where Ben Stiller raped his mouth and ass.

He's also claimed to be a talented writer and comedian, soooo.....

I was a Navy SEAL, Child.

The only award he's ever won is Wisconsin's annual prize heifer competition.

He wrote an op-ed piece that was pretty much I, a liberal, deserve to have guns. But let's not pretend that means conservatives should have guns.

Literal fascist.

Thomas Jefferson was thinking of people like Fatrick when he wrote the bill of rights.

I dare say he's a twat.

A man who is so far left that he thinks women in red hat's should be assaulted, also owns a gun and brags about it on social media. I dare say that he seems to have a few screws loose.

I don't feel safe.

You probably should report that feeling.

Feel something, say something.

What we need is COMMON SENSE no-fat-scifi-writers laws.

Nor should you. He's clearly a deranged maniac.

He wants everyone to know "Hey, careful with me. I'm a problem".

It kind of feels like Patso was a Jonathan wannabe his whole life; taking on the same interests, always showing his own guns, knives, bike etc. Acting like he’s this cool as fuck badass motherfucker who constantly gets puss and kicks ass. Then Jonny repaid him by cucking him and impregnating and then taking his wife.

Of course, the things that he really wanted copy about Jonathan are the things that a) are impossible to imitate and b) what drove Adrienne into his (strong) arms. Namely his effortless yet easygoing masculinity and his giant horse cock.

You made up this elaborate tale to hide the fact that you ate 12 cheeseburgers, Pat? You ate 12 cheeseburgers?1

I mean, no one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli...

He probably found the photos on Google

Don't worry, in a few years his views will become obsolete and he'll be ousted from progressive circles for not being progressive enough. He won't even be able to deny it since he broadcasts every single thought he has on social media. At least when he's not suspended.

What's he trying to get across? He's going to shoot up the subreddit? No one is perturbed by you posting pictures of guns that you don't own, retard

He's talked about owning a gun on his blog (archived post so he can't snap your IP address!

He's talked about owning a gun on his blog (archived post so he can't snap your IP address!

He's talked about owning a gun on his blog (archived post so he can't snap your IP address!

He's talked about owning a gun on his blog. That's an archived post so he can't snag your IP address!

He's talked about owning a gun. That's an archived post so he can't snag your IP address!

He's talked about owning a gun. That's an archived post so he can't snag your IP address!

Seems the type

I knew we would make someone do a mass shooting at some point, guess this is the big one

He's talked about the gun he owns on his blog. That's an archived post so he can't snag your IP address!

I don't like that man