So fat

15  2019-05-15 by McGowan9

16 comments

2  dean_clean_machine 2019-05-15

That beam of light is god trying to lift Bobby up to heaven but can’t pick him up so he decides to let him live instead

1  OutlawMemer 2019-05-15

Can God create a comedian so heavy even He can't lift it?

1  egates09 2019-05-15

Its the same reason why Ralphie May's carcass is currently powering Zambia right now... the Lord works in mysterious ways

1  TheElDan 2019-05-15

That one footstep was when I tried carrying you.

1  Stud_beaner_69 2019-05-15

Jesus tried and said fuck that shit

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-15

You know what duuude ya got all the kings horses ya got all the kings men

1  TheElDan 2019-05-15

I had a great fall, dude!!

1  fiffy_tiffy 2019-05-15

I cracked my shell man, I cracked my shell dude!

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-15

I broke my shell dude! Aw fuck! Hold my yolk man.

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-15

Bobby is so fat, his gravitational pull bends light waves.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-15

We don't even ha e to photoshop him anymore. He's already photoshop fat.

1  Twatsmash 2019-05-15

He’s so huge he’s developing his own ring system.

1  fiffy_tiffy 2019-05-15

I cracked my shell man, I cracked my shell dude!

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-15

I kind of hate him. How do you have a young kid and not even try to be less of a fat piece of shit? He's more cholesterol than man who will die soon if he doesn't get his fuckin act together

1  oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-05-15

Humpty Dumpty ass nigga.

1  Billyassman 2019-05-15

How's he still breathing?