The only thing Joe could orchestrate is the theft of a tip jar

He already blew through his bi-monthly allowance and wants to see if Brother Anthony's 5k bounty is still up for grabs.

Joe probably hits up Anthony all the time to get his "cut" early. Because Ant wouldn't have had a successful radio career if it wasn't for ol' bovine.

Joe Cumia. That's one nigger my dog would bark at.

Joe Cumia is a retard

Also a bad son who abandoned his poor, elderly mother to die scared and alone, a useless man who relies on handouts from his younger brother, a failed husband who practised his tennis forehand on his ex-wife's face with a frying pan and a terrible American who claims to be a veteran yet won't cough up his DD214 (stolen valor.)

He also has the picture of a man who would have nothing but contempt for a lazy bum like him as his twitter profile. Sad!

What a tiresome idiot

Why does he have Trump as his picture? I get being super into Trump as a young person. But a 68 year old?

Because like 50,000+ other fat middle aged drooling idiots, Joe spends half of his free time responding to Trump tweets and getting into fights with other high-school dropouts who think they know what's best for other peoples lives.

Because if there's anyone who knows what's best for society, it's women and gays who majored in psychology and women's studies.

Surprisingly their version of a better world always involves getting the government to force every company to pay for "diversity consultants" and sensitivity training courses. Because they realize no one wants to hear their bullshit voluntarily. But anyway back to how republicans are selfish and greedy.

"psychology and women's studies."

👃

Lol. Free time. Does Joe have any other kind of time?

Man that was a tough 5 seconds when I had to click “subscribe” on a different, similarly named sub. He really got us there

Not to mention he had fuck all to do with the old one getting shut down. As far as I can remember it was due to the obese, thieving head mod getting in a tizzy and panicking after his fat ass was doxxed and reported to his local PD for shoplifting.

Clearly it was a darker deal than that.

Joey Cum exchanged a shipment of knockoff Chinese Juuls to get the sub shut down.

This has a niggas ribs hurtin

especially when the entire front page was advertising this one and everyone sees it as an improvement. tough transition.

we are no match for Yusef and his Arab trickery

Look at me, Daddy

Carol's spunk is actually piss

That's why they call him watersports joe

It's actually diarrhea. Joe's a shit-eater.

"I never mention reddit"

He remembered the number of members.

Aside from the 2 at beginning, I wouldn't remember it and I posted there every day for a long time.

‘I won. I don’t care. I’m never going back. I’m back.’

Jesus Christ Joe needs to snap out of it and do something stupid.

He probably has a paper taped to his desk that has all his reddit accounts and passwords. Old retard

They're on the back of his trusty cast iron frying pan. He crosses one off when it gets banned. When there's none left everyone in the house better watch out

Layla better run to school. It’s the one place he can’t get her.

How predictable.

Joseph Cumia is a no good son of a bitch.

The sub legitimately drove him crazy

Sure it’s not the early onset of dementia? He says he’s leaving for good and comes back a week later, he could be forgetting things.

He probably just freebased too much baby laxative again.

He cuts the child spit with baby laxative ?

Joe's a wild card, one minute he's here, the next he's over there.

I'm ova here now.

One old, dumb boomer lookin this way, one old, dumb boomer lookin the other way, and one old, dumb boomer in the middle like “whaddya want from me?”

Early? He's an old ass man who's been proud to line his brain with drugs and alcohol for years. The blurry times cometh, Joseph.

Cant be dementia, because Ant still sees him.

Genuinely.

More likely he was born retarded

Joe is the reason the old sub was shut down, and his brother was never friends with a registered sex offender.

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I thought it was shut down because he posted there just enough to get the sub subpoenaed in him and Ants pedophilia investigation

overwhelmingly huge predictable faggot

/u/michaelrichardsbot comment?

Sleep with one bovine eye open nigger joe

troll accounts

Wow what a great troll. Took us a while to sniff you out, what with how discreet you were, posting videos and pictures of yourself and conducting informal AMAs every other day.

its true, youre just upset because its undeniable. war hero joe is on a win streak, folks

he actually cant stop winning. keep rockin, joe..keep rockin

oh, you. Gimme a hug.

http://joecumia.com/

“The New Home of Joe Cumia”!

Say troll more.

Someone needs to put this family of flying carpet niggas in their place.

Someone needs to put this family of flying carpet niggas in their place.

I hope I can have the energy to make troll accounts when I'm 60. Good for Joe for getting out there and staying active.

Hey stupid Joe, the old sub getting shut down is actually good for us, because having two subs would potential split the base. Having one keeps everyone united and makes making fun of you a whole lot easier. Faggot.

Jesus Christ he almost lusts for our attention more than his beloved child spit

Joe IS the reason it got shut down. HE is the one who gave SpaceEdge the heroine. HE is the one who told SpaceEdge to steal the $50 green vape. HE is the one who talked SpaceEdge into nuking the sub.

Joe 1. O&A Sub 0.

He can tell his clueless, mong friends whatever he likes, he knows what really happened and 8 likes shows that no one gives even the slightest shit.

It's not even shut down, just private.

Everything's still right where we left it, just waiting for our return.

U/cumdrenchedfaggot why did you feel the need to share this with the world?

27k but over 70% of them were dead alts/novelty accounts/bots/etc

Well, he has a point. The sub is next to nothing now. You all used to boast and brag about the number of subs compared to others, and now it’s basically just 10 people with 3 or 4 accounts posting the same shit about a fat science fiction writer.

That's what killed it essentially

300-700 people on at any time, same shit as always. The fuck are you rambling about, faggot.

He never stops thinking about this place, ever. What an old loser.

Sssshh. Don't blow his cover, he needs the $5k bounty paycheck

So,zo,so,so does this mean Joe Cumia isn't a pedophile?