Why can’t Joe Cumia get his dumb daughter to school on time?
31 2019-05-14 by soggylefttesticle
He doesn’t work, he has no friends, and barely any reason to stay up late other than depression. Why is this lazy lummox always late when driving his daughter to school?
31 comments
4 captaingigglefarts 2019-05-14
Funny he's always late, yet he post vine videos of him driving recklessly in the emergency lane bragging about saving time.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-14
The Joseph Cumia Lane doesn't go by Layla's school.
4 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-14
That hag Carol takes too long replacing the AA batteries in his faggy l’il Fiat
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-14
especially when she's constantly swapping them to her vibrator when joe wants to go to big apple
1 rctothefuture 2019-05-14
He drives a Fiat?
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-05-14
Yeah a pink Gucci one
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-14
He literally does!
1 rctothefuture 2019-05-14
Jesus christ this fucking Italian fag...
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-14
Doesn't he have a rich brother who used to work in radio or something? And hes driving shit around.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-05-14
And he IS Fi-at!
("30lbs by February. Watch.")
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-14
Yes, because despite constantly bragging about his success and money, and despite accepting an allowance, he needed a sensible faggot car with gas mileage as the top priority. It's almost as though he lies constantly about everything, but has to buy a Barbie car when faced with actual reality.
2 ElFaporino 2019-05-14
of course he has no REASON to be up late, but he does it anyways because he's a selfish moron
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-14
He puts us ahead of his own daughter, time and again. Poor kid.
2 Kizzner 2019-05-14
He's too busy repeatedly embarrassing himself online and pimping her out to his nearly expired brother.
1 Dennyislife 2019-05-14
Because Uncle Anthony lives a fair distance from the school?
And she loves a early morning swim.
( I lost my nerve)
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-14
Megan’s Law
1 boringoneliner 2019-05-14
/u/MichaelRichardsBot
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-14
He keeps 4 bottles of Jameson on hand at all times. Do the math.
1 JansHammer 2019-05-14
he has to siphon enough gas from his neighbors covertly to get him there and back. he refuses to pay for gas. it should be free for every american taxpayer.
1 absultedpr 2019-05-14
I’m not sure he’s an American, I know he’s not a taxpayer and he would never except free gas if it meant that the lazy nig-nogs could get free gas too, you LIBTARD ! If little bro Anthony cut his allowance he might change his stance.
1 percykaramello 2019-05-14
He posted this 10 minutes ago and just deleted it.
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-14
we are censored and beaten down? wtf is this guy smoking?
1 fatshamers 2019-05-14
Imagine you're ~60, on testosterone replacement therapy, have an ugly girlfriend/wife, have some shitty kid(s?), and have accomplished nothing other than being related to someone who had a moderately successful radio show. You'd need to be severely delusional to keep on living at that point. I'm 31, and I've already done more than Joe without getting "anonymous people" to unabashedly hate me.
1 I-steal-vape-pens 2019-05-14
He thinks that not being able to post dox is being censored. Joe is so dumb he doesn't understand that rule has always been in place on Reddit, in every sub.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-14
The thought of him taking the time to type that out - while peering over his old lady reading glasses and regularly pausing to open another browser window to check his high school dropout level spelling - only to delete it after having just enough self-awareness to realise how fucking mental and pathetic it makes him sound, made me chuckle while taking a shit.
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-14
He is busy picking up abandoned American flags all day long. Joe is a true patriot. Who needs school when there is an American flag thrown in a ditch somewhere.
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1 PiePersonPeter 2019-05-14
You need to work on that punchline.
1 soggylefttesticle 2019-05-14
It was a question not a joke you creepy faggot
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-14
Who is this limey, Dr. Who loving faggot? Did you really come here to defend a Cumia?