Why can’t Joe Cumia get his dumb daughter to school on time?

31  2019-05-14 by soggylefttesticle

He doesn’t work, he has no friends, and barely any reason to stay up late other than depression. Why is this lazy lummox always late when driving his daughter to school?

31 comments

Funny he's always late, yet he post vine videos of him driving recklessly in the emergency lane bragging about saving time.

The Joseph Cumia Lane doesn't go by Layla's school.

That hag Carol takes too long replacing the AA batteries in his faggy l’il Fiat

especially when she's constantly swapping them to her vibrator when joe wants to go to big apple

He drives a Fiat?

Yeah a pink Gucci one

He literally does!

Jesus christ this fucking Italian fag...

Doesn't he have a rich brother who used to work in radio or something? And hes driving shit around.

And he IS Fi-at!

("30lbs by February. Watch.")

Yes, because despite constantly bragging about his success and money, and despite accepting an allowance, he needed a sensible faggot car with gas mileage as the top priority. It's almost as though he lies constantly about everything, but has to buy a Barbie car when faced with actual reality.

of course he has no REASON to be up late, but he does it anyways because he's a selfish moron

He puts us ahead of his own daughter, time and again. Poor kid.

He's too busy repeatedly embarrassing himself online and pimping her out to his nearly expired brother.

Because Uncle Anthony lives a fair distance from the school?

And she loves a early morning swim.

( I lost my nerve)

Megan’s Law

He keeps 4 bottles of Jameson on hand at all times. Do the math.

he has to siphon enough gas from his neighbors covertly to get him there and back. he refuses to pay for gas. it should be free for every american taxpayer.

I’m not sure he’s an American, I know he’s not a taxpayer and he would never except free gas if it meant that the lazy nig-nogs could get free gas too, you LIBTARD ! If little bro Anthony cut his allowance he might change his stance.

He posted this 10 minutes ago and just deleted it.

we are censored and beaten down? wtf is this guy smoking?

Imagine you're ~60, on testosterone replacement therapy, have an ugly girlfriend/wife, have some shitty kid(s?), and have accomplished nothing other than being related to someone who had a moderately successful radio show. You'd need to be severely delusional to keep on living at that point. I'm 31, and I've already done more than Joe without getting "anonymous people" to unabashedly hate me.

He thinks that not being able to post dox is being censored. Joe is so dumb he doesn't understand that rule has always been in place on Reddit, in every sub.

The thought of him taking the time to type that out - while peering over his old lady reading glasses and regularly pausing to open another browser window to check his high school dropout level spelling - only to delete it after having just enough self-awareness to realise how fucking mental and pathetic it makes him sound, made me chuckle while taking a shit.

He is busy picking up abandoned American flags all day long. Joe is a true patriot. Who needs school when there is an American flag thrown in a ditch somewhere.

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You need to work on that punchline.

It was a question not a joke you creepy faggot

Who is this limey, Dr. Who loving faggot? Did you really come here to defend a Cumia?