"I'm not remotely funny that's why I have such a good time telling you when to laugh with me on my jokes! HAHAHAHA!"

76  2019-05-14 by Anuspasm

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I hate this virtue-signalling brit

brits should be ashamed for letting this guy live.

John Oliver aside, "virtue signaling" is such a shallow insult. I could say your virtue signaling right now. It's also gavin mcinnes favorite buzz word

One fucking summer jon lebowitz(Stewart) had to make a shitty movie from what I heard and this guy is suddenly a proven host. Fuck those faggots at hbo

at least we got some good anthony weiner jokes out of it. Jon literally let him off the hook last time, denying it was him the entire way through and mocking some like conservative in a small town in alberta instead

WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE!?!? LOOKS LOIK A CUNSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN MIN SAYING SOMEFING STEWPID! WOT AN ABSILEWT BELLEND INNIT!?!? MAYBE IF HE WAS A GAY MUSLIM OF CULLAH, HED GIT AN ABORTION. DAFT CUNT.

I used to like him when he did a podcast called the bugle. Way before he was famous. Yeah he's a liberal but I thought he was funny when he did his own material.

Now he's just a parrot for his stupid 20-something year old writers to drop dumbass pop culture references to Beyonce or the latest internet meme or whatever the fuck. A 45 year old British guy wouldn't be making references like that, which is why I guess it's supposed to be "funny," but to me it's just so fucking irritating and unwatchable.

I literally have no idea what the fuck he says through his 30 minute amphetamine rant.

I used to like him

you're a faggot then and a faggot now

fag

Make this inbred walk back to Briton

Does anyone find it a bit strange that this guy, samantha bee, trevor noah and stephen colbert were all interns and then worked for Jon stewart at the exact same time? Like what the fuck, that's 80% of late night host practically.

Don't worry about it, the ship is sinking, the enterprise is over.

Nick Mullen nailed why this show sucks. Watch one episode no matter which one. All the jokes have the same structure.

Play clip

Host compares it hyperbolically to some silly or obscure thing

Host looks at camera quizzically

Repeat

Lemme cover my mouth to hide my genetically inferior disgusting limey teeth from years of tea drinking and eating the feces of the ruling class

Serious question, are there TV shows in England where a smug American mouths off about British politics? Or is this unique to American television?

Not as hosts. There are a couple of American comedians (Rich Hall, Reginald D Hunter) who live in the UK and are part of the revolving cycle of establishment-approved comedians who appear on panel shows like Have I Got News for You etc. They do what they're supposed to do, mock and sneer at anything conservative (small c) and/or traditional but, so far, no smug American hosts.

p.s. Sorry about John Oliver, James Corden etc. They're cunts but please, please keep them over there.

Do they grovel and apologize for being American?

Not often enough.

"Sorry my ancestors spilled your tea, cunts"

No, The only funny thing about real english TV Shows is that there are a lot of ugly inbred tv host

yea some of them are good though (the ugly brits). shows like mock the week were funny and they had anyone who was funny no matter what an ugly fuck they were. In the states it's just the most attractive and boring people

Ye the last leg. But he's an aussie.

The first season of his show was actually great. Some good stuff about big pharma sticks out in my mind...just going really in depth about some important shit. Either he was "gotten to" before that second season, or the plan the whole time was to establish credibility and lead people off the cliff. Fuck him under his fingernails with knives.

Yea but he has an accent, he must be smarter than all of us commoners

Literally every punchline is “ARE YOU FOOOCKING KIDDING ME?!”

And that brings me to my next point... AMERICANS ARE SHTEWPID.