Hey Fatrick, get your lawyers ready because here’s my dox, along with TRUE accusations and horribly drawn cartoon images of you doing depraved shit.
185 2019-05-14 by NukeAllTheGayWhales
u/patrickstomlinson
I live in Carles, Iloilo, Philippines. Here is literally my exact latitude and longitude at the time of me typing this. I live on Sicogon Island normally, but am currently visiting my sister-in-law in Estancia City. My IP address is 110.54.205.109 (I use data so if you try to backtrack my location, it might be inaccurate, but nevertheless that is the IP address of my iPhone 6s which I have been using for almost a year to troll you).
Just to make things easy for your lawyers, I swear, on the penalty of perjury, that the following statements are true:
“Patrick S. Tomlinson is a homosexual”
“I have personally witnessed Patrick S. Tomlinson on numerous occasions remove all of his clothing, smear feces on his body, and then enter a maternity ward, where I then witnessed Patrick S. Tomlinson brutally rape several newborns, after which time he ate said newborns.”
“I have personally witnessed and am aware of Patrick S. Tomlinson’s personal hobby, about which I have signed a non-disclosure agreement but am willingly disclosing, to find public portable toilets (port-o-potties), and consume large amounts of feces from said portable toilets.”
“Patrick S. Tomlinson worships the former chancellor of Germany, Adolf Hitler, and regularly calls for the systematic extermination of Jewish people.”
“Patrick S. Tomlinson purchased a statue of said former chancellor, Adolf Hitler, which he has placed in his bedroom and to which he bows down for approximately 2 hours every day.”
“Patrick S. Tomlinson regularly invites heavyset Black men to enter his abode in order to have violently stimulating sex with his wife.”
“Patrick S. Tomlinson had his scrotum and testes voluntarily removed, citing ‘toxic masculinity’ as the motivation for said removal”
“Patrick S. Tomlinson, in leau of money or services, allows black men to defecate, urinate, and/or ejaculate in his mouth as payment for the sales of his fiction books. This behavior has been well-documented, and is illustrated in the following pictures.”
Patrick S. Tomlinson accepting defecation
Patrick S. Tomlinson accepting urination
Patrick S. Tomlinson accepting ejaculate
I swear, on the penalty of perjury, that all of these statements are true.
Come at me you faggot lawyers.
58 comments
4 kennethfresno3 2019-05-14
His silence would speak volumes.
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-14
One of him could've called
4 NukeAllTheGayWhales 2019-05-14
Btw you can call me at (908) 524-0598. That’s my WiFi number which I can use to call USA peeps. Have at it you fag
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-05-14
Anyone call this gook yet? My parents don't let me have long distance anymore.
1 Mintwa 2019-05-14
I texted him seems legit
1 NukeAllTheGayWhales 2019-05-14
It’s not a long distance #. I got calls from like 4 people and nobody answered when I called back.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-05-14
You like dicks?
Nvm I'm just gonna send you pics of my dick
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-14
Yes
4 KarlosMarkas 2019-05-14
You can find him at Panera in Olangapo on the B shift wearing a wig, serving delicious American soups and whoring himself out for 400 pisos
3 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-14
island nigger
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-14
Do you think he can peel bananas with his foot
1 harriswill 2019-05-14
As Bobby Lee calls them, "jungle asians"
1 HenryRollinsBot 2019-05-14
Jungles? What do I think about jungles? As Westerners we often think of jungles as uncivilised masses of impenetrable rainforest vegetation that must be cut down, much like we did to the indigenous population that inhabited these spaces. But as I traveled throughout the Indian subcontinent I learned that there are various interpretations to the original Sanskrit word “jangla” one of which refers to tropical vegetation taking over an uninhabited area, they welcome it! This respect for plant growth influenced me so if you look in my garden you will see a small wilderness, I let the plants grow however and wherever they want. Those are “weeds” I won’t exterminate.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-05-14
Good bot
2 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-14
Things have gotten quite serious.
2 CrackerGoodyear 2019-05-14
Now that Black Francis has this info, its only a matter of hours before the Philippines losses all access to the Internet. You fool. He warned us. He warned us all!!!!
2 ThePepsiColaRapist 2019-05-14
My son walked in the room while I was looking at the pictures and immediately started crying. After I was able to calm him he looked at me, with tears still in his eyes, and said,
"That's him. That's the man who raped me in the bathroom stall at The Brewers game."
You're a sick man, u/patrickstomlinson
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-14
Despicable! Someone needs to stop this monster!
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-05-14
You just played yourself dummy. Now Tublinson has dox #2 in his sights. A fat bodied Pepsi drinker from Wisconsin with a son.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-05-14
That must narrow it down to one, maybe two people....
2 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-14
My account died for days so your username could be born. Well worth it.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-14
but lawyers cost money.
Checkmate.
1 Frequent2001 2019-05-14
straight from the dick.
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-14
When Trump is dragged out of office next week and Hillary finishes the rest of his term, plus the extra time she gets because it was stolen from her, she will send the internet police branch of the Navy Seals to get you.
He has the receipts child.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-14
whenever the word Receipt is used in the context of Fatty Patty, I always read it as "reseeps" because I imagine that fat toad faced fucker would mispronounce it so.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-14
Same
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-14
When I go shopping with my gf and the printer prints the receipt, I have an urge to turn to her and say "I have the receipts child".
But I don't, because I don't want to open up that rabbit hole.
1 BohemianGroveStreet 2019-05-14
It was her turn!
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-14
It’s going to be SOOO satisfying to see trump being led out of the White House in handcuffs, crying, along with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the rest of the drumph administration!!!
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-14
I'm with HER!
1 nomobjustice 2019-05-14
I'm interested in sponsoring you for American citizenship.
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-14
Why the fuck would he want to come to your gay ass country. His President is the man Trump wished he was.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-14
Pipe down, lobsterback.
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-14
Just giving you things to tell your therapist
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-14
Go eat a crumpet, fag.
1 ChocomelC 2019-05-14
Do the bit
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-05-14
Listen here you shit dicked cum eater...
1 salescunt129-2 2019-05-14
We kicked your asses out of here once and will gladly do it again.
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-14
No you won’t. You haven’t won a war since WW2, and I wouldn’t call that a victory either considering your men are wearing dresses. The US doesn’t invade capable opposition.
1 salescunt129-2 2019-05-14
When was the last time you cunts won a war? 1765?
You would be speaking German if it weren’t for us because you pussies couldn’t beat Hitler without our help. Not you, or any of your pussy ass bitch European cunt allies.
You got your asses kicked out of India for fucks sake, and they still shit in the streets there.
The sun never set on the British Empire at one point in history. Now it’s a shitty little Island.
Nice collapse of an Empire, stupid.
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-14
Argentina. And no we wouldn’t. Hitler didn’t seek war with Britain he seemed an alliance. Why would he want us to speak German? It would be wildly unrealistic. He didn’t demand this in France. Instead we’ll be speaking Swahili and Urdu. Wow thanks (((America))).
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-14
You're British? Now I know why you never brought up where you're from, limey faggot
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-14
u/patrickstomlinson comment?
1 Gadney 2019-05-14
Where we at wit da Kidlat Tahimik
1 Fuxgreat 2019-05-14
He has never denied it , so it must be true. Those pictures are shocking.
1 Mintwa 2019-05-14
You sir are like the man who steps in front of a moving car to save a child, child.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-14
Profiles in Courage
1 SnakeBlizkin 2019-05-14
Great!
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-14
To be honest, I wasn't buying it. Something sounded off about the whole things but those pictures are utterly damning.
1 unknowkid96 2019-05-14
We got a big dick here
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-14
u/NukeAllTheGayWhales : it's my honor to present you with the Congressional Medal Of Not A Faggot.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-05-14
And it’s my honor to award you with the prestigious Medal of total fucking faggotry
1 Pajeet_My_Son 2019-05-14
I remember when this sub would discuss how dumb bobo was. Or how Jim was funny as chip.
What has happened? Who is this guy? Why battle him? What did he do?
You people really need some mental help
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-14
This sub has never done that. You must be confusing it with another.
Give me gold.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-05-14
Wrong sub faggot
1 nerdxferguson 2019-05-14
now you've done it. you really fucked up.
Pat's facebook friend Frank is totally going to slow down your internet!!
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-14
I’m gonna laugh if somehow Fatrick convinces Filipino police to arrest him and send him to the US for trial
1 fskoti 2019-05-14
Strong move, posting this from the Philippines. He's gonna tell Duterte that you're a drug dealer.