Why are all of the sodomite celebrities having biography pictures theatrically released by major motion picture studios as of late? To harm and upset our Lord.

29  2019-05-14 by timallenonacid

35 comments

That pedophile Bryan Singer direct this too?

Elton John is gay?

That’s the rumor.

Jesus.

Yeah, Rock Hudson too... I think...

When’s that nice Liberace going to find a nice girl?

He should call up a pussy hound like Paul Lynde for some tips. That guy seems like the type to be waist deep in ladies on a Friday night.

The gayest one of them all.

He just dabbles in the cock.

Cock-in-man

based on a true fantasy.

absolutely disgusting

Jews

Rocketeer was better.

Jennifer Connelly in that movie, god almighty is that a fine looking lass.

I think I hit puberty watching that movie.

RLM's reView of it was pretty good

Do you think there's a scene in the movie about that party where he had to be rushed to the hospital to have his stomach pumped because he swallowed the load of like, six hundred guys?

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If it isn't graphically depicted in the movie, it will be considered homophobic.

Why we hating on Elton John? As far as fags go he is one of the more talented ones?

As long as he doesn’t let the sun go down on me, he’s good in my book.

You could have just titled this "faggot" like a normal person.

Rock it, man

Now you’re dancing on herbie Hancocks grave.... I think

Because (((they))) have to push this shit out constantly to try to make it seem like it’s normal.

The guy playing him is a homo too, the kid from Kingsman. My sister's good friends with a gay who says he got blown by him in some fruit bar in Soho, London.

My sisters cousins friends dad once sucked him off on the street in Manchester.

Nonsense! He lives in London!

Which is why he goes to Manchester for a good sucking.

Mancs are cocksuckers, it's true.

This guy gets it. George, Logos!

Lol they're trying to make Elton John look badass

Biographical movies about living people are retarded and gay.

"I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife." Yeah sure

I'm waiting for the Timallenonacid biopic! It can't be too far away!