"Watching thousands of men wrestling with the idea that women enjoy sex, just not with THEM, personally, is quite delightful."
59 2019-05-14 by CrackerGoodyear
Says the tubby faggot who has pork fat and craft beer running through his veins and can't sustain an erection without thinking of baby dicks and his estranged daughter.
17 comments
12 RoliMosimann 2019-05-14
I'm sure a half-dozen unfuckable 3s liked that post
7 CrackerGoodyear 2019-05-14
Scroll through that obese slug's friends list. If you can find anything but unfuckable 3s, I'll give you a crisp one dollar bill.
2 1073WAAF 2019-05-14
Pay up the dollar. There are plenty of unfuckable 1’s and 2’s on there.
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-14
Fuckin' nailed him.
8 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-14
What did Sam say about the WWE now?
7 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-14
Actually that was a typo what Fatrick meant to say was :"Watching thousands of men wrestling naked and enjoying sex with each other is quite delightful".
6 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-14
Real talk: Patrick snagged his wife when he was thin/normal looking. Now he looks like... well, we all know what he looks like.
If his wife was to ever leave him, Patrick would be one of the incels he makes fun of.
I really hope she leaves him.
5 JMueller2012 2019-05-14
He’s always looked like a lump of shit
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-14
He had a boyish chub to him then, though. Now he looks like Andy Milonakis if he aged normally.
3 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-14
His ex-wife, for one
2 TreeFortRichardsTCel 2019-05-14
Yea lib cuck Faggots love to mock others for not getting sex but in reality they are only ever a girls little toy dog around for amusement
1 7437ru744ur75 2019-05-14
go with that.
2 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-14
Only guys who get no sex think that guys don’t have sex or that it’s difficult or mysterious. Some of the world’s most worthless and useless and unappealing men still reproduce. Oh, and they get to see their kids.
1 havingmadfun 2019-05-14
Who are you talking about, erock?
1 Tashter 2019-05-14
I had to re-read this a few times. I was so dead set on it having the emphasis on the Wrestling part.
I’m retarded.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-05-14
You're not retarded. You're a nigger; possibly a nigger-faggot, but definitely not retarded.
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-05-14
Ironically, while he was writing this feminist zeitgeist, Jonathan was giving his ex and current wives multiple sopping wet orgasms with his fat, poor, and bald pringles can cock.