"I preach to the perverted, people who agree with me. You’re not going to pay $35 [to see me] if you love Donald Trump because you’re probably not going to get what you want, because I speak in full sentences and use a lot of polysyllabic words. It might befuddle you." (Actual Quote)

26  2019-05-12 by Doodoflife

14 comments

1  Subeckk 2019-05-12

I'd love to see that cable around his neck. That's one circus I would attend

1  Doodoflife 2019-05-12

That's one dock cleat I could tie my boat to.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-12

That's one African clitoris I'd circumsize

1  Terahite 2019-05-12

That’s one necktie party I’d plan my day around.

1  Brandonberg86 2019-05-12

I’m really enjoying this bit.

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-12

I doubt it took any coaxing to get him to take this photo.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-05-12

He suggested it.

1  McGowan9 2019-05-12

At least Trump likes to do it with girls. "Rollins" (Garfeldstein) is a barely closeted fag.

"Childless by choice" and "hasn't been in a relationship since his 20s" would be fine if he was slamming groupies but everything he does is just a mighty effort to distract himself from his overwhelming urge to sit on a cock.

1  davit82013 2019-05-12

He's a performance artist. Thus anything he says or does can be hailed as genius if it lands or dismissed as satire if it doesn't. That's one jester who's curved shoes I'm not worthy to kiss.

1  Foddashow 2019-05-12

Fucking so douchey: pic and quote. Thanks for posting haha Rollins douche chills are a favourite part of the sub now.

1  RacistPigeon 2019-05-12

Oh, the intellectually superior angle that the left always uses. They don’t seem to actually look at their constituency before making those claims, though.

1  CheiftainQueef 2019-05-12

His career should have ended in middle management at Zerox headquarters

1  rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-05-12

This faggot sure does take a lot of pictures

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-12

Nice angry old heeb bit, faggot.