just one creative person

I'm guessing he hasn't seen the Henry Rollins meme

This sub creates impressive artistic content daily. Vos is still milking applause out of being 30 years clean every night.

Is that a plug for Nick DiPs new special?

Rio. Heh. Speaking of washed up places needing a tear down.

the height of your career mushmouth retard

O&A and Last Comic Standing are his claims to fame.

The comic equivalent of American Idol is where this 40 year veteran of comedy goes to try to get noticed. Also his wife is an abhorrent cunt.

Don't forget his failed documentary where they set out to prove women are funny and did the opposite.

Which they could use to market it, if they had a combined IQ of over 100.

He calls himself a legend in the business but hasn’t accomplished shit after decades of work.

You mean the one that Opie financed before they stabbed him in the back?

HE WROTE FOR THE OSCARS!

Twysche

Just like thousands of other people we’ve never heard of.

Uppity desert person. Fuck you

His cunt wife is a cat killer.

We like to have fun here but his wife truly is monstrous.

What an ass! O&A fans are the only people who even know he exists.

Probably just triggered cause we hate his dumb wife

And she's become so sour as she's aged. I listened to their podcast for a couple of years and her resentment towards the relative success of her peers is so evident by the way she talks.

I still like Vos. He's such a little rat-like munchkin.

Comics are all like that. Good ones turn that into humor though.

white comics talk constantly about how white people suck at certain things but you'll never ever see a female comic truly belittle women or act like they might not be good at a thing.

That's 100% what this is about, we never say anything bad about him.

Well, that's about to change.

Should we give Vos the Nana treatment?

Yes

Matarese treatment. Cancel his gigs.

Yes

What an asshole

Bury this fucking kike. And his stupid dumb wife also

He's already in obscurity tho

How much lower can he go?

I love getting life tips from a guy that sucked cock for crack.

We all have a past.

For some, the past is the present. Flat circle and all that shit.

For some it's stealing green color vape pen

Come die with me , little faggot

He past

Literally no one apart from old O&A fans knows you exist, you 60 year old Hebe who tries to dress like a 25 year old hipster. That goes for your wretched wife too.

Who, Seth McFarlane's sister?

It's all old recycled shit, speaking of which, come see my act of old recycled shit and pay me, you uncreative jerks.

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God damn jews lack any self awareness

I stone washed my car!

Once you go white, you go straight back to black!

I see Vos wants the Patrick treatment.

“Do not force my hand Jew”

I wish he had the Patrice outcome.

His wife's awful cuntiness is finally rubbing off on him. Heresh the thing Vos, you're a sixty year old hack who still has to grind and do family restaurant gigs across the Midwest in order to support your family instead of living comfortably in retirement. Don't poke the bees nest you dumbfuck retard.

Can't even get a Netflix special

Or Showtime. Fucking Brendan Schaub has a fucking special coming out. Vos doesn't even have an HBO half hour special. Nice incognito career.

I wonder how Vos rationalizes it to himself. His complete professional invisibility, I mean. Being a Jewish guy in showbusiness and all. He probably tells himself it's because he's "right-wing" and votes Republican. Because that really held Jerry Bruckheimer back.

He's woke now.

Or pronounce it

Lesbians who openly avoid being funny get Netflix specials.

STOP LOFFIN

ROIPED !!

OnA is the only reason anybody knows about this retard, and this is the only place advertising him. We should really go all in on him and his murderous whore of a wife.

Him and his cunt of a wife have both been very disrespectful for a long time, they really think they're a couple of big shots. They don't know their place, they need a reminder.

Turning on Vos would make for some great content

He thinks he is owed respect simply for "being in the business" for so long. Nevermind the fact that he is genuinely awful at his chosen profession and has put the absolute minimum amount of effort in to it. Even after all these years he remains terrible which is actually amazing when you think about it. If he hadn't made friends with other comics and club owners then he wouldn't have a career.

Lol remember when he lost last comic standing to an open micer after already being in the business like 20 years

Nevermind the fact that he is genuinely awful at his chosen profession and has put the absolute minimum amount of effort in to it.

I honestly couldn't tell you. I've heard plenty of stand-up from every obscure comedian that ever entered the O&A studio, but the only Vos stand-up I've heard is his Def Jam set because they gooofed on it on the show. Every network and streaming service hands out half hour and hour-long specials to anyone who has done an open mic twice and Vos still doesn't have a single one after doing stand-up for what, 30 years?

He has a few CDs hosted on his website that someone recorded with their iphone, but they're in Cumia-level obscurity. My gut tells me that he's way too god damn stupid to come up with material that's even remotely funny or interesting, so I've never bothered to try to hear any of it.

Exactly. Like Pig Jay, he prides himself at being good at "crowd work." In Vos's case that's code for "I can't write jokes" and almost all of his standup that I've seen is basically some variation on "nice shirt, stupid."

I'm not going to pretend he never made me laugh on the old show. Although most of it was at him and his endless stupidity, he did get some quick counter jabs back in over the years.

Imagine plugging away at something for 30 years and be at best middling and ironically supported

I'm picturing it in my head, fa la la la la.

Kinda like Bonnie's "my husband" mom jokes. Erugh they both fucking stink.

Anyone want to guess if he's removed his O&A and Last Comic Standing credits from his website?

What happened to that dead pan guy

I've never liked this uppity Jew, and it annoys me that people plug him. I hope Israel is wiped out by Iran on his birthday.

Inshallah, brothaman!

I don't care about the date, the sooner the better but otherwise agreed. He was never funny and I never seeked out his appearances like I did with Louie, Patrice et al.

Seems like this Jew needs a break from twitter

What an asshole! Everyone in this goddam sub stuck up for this dude. Wow. What a jerkoff.

I know, a jew being ungrateful, what's the world coming to?

He used to be one way and it's almost like his shape has shifted

He was over there but he’s slithered over here now!

I almost thought of Vos as an honorary white. What a mistake.

Well, you only have yourself to blame for that one.

He's a one hit wonder who's mad that everyone wants to hear his hit

Sorry to bore you rich.

At one point Vos was nearly sainted as one of the sub's untouchables. Now his stock is clearly below Opie's.

His wife hates him

For a good reason.

He refuses to kill more than three cats for her.

Well to be fair, everyone’s stock is below the brothamans

I want to rail his soon to be married daughter.

She’s delicious.

Granthonys sloppy second

She’s delicious.

Link to pictures of her please.

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Ellen_vos21 on Instagram

Someone from here will get a Netflix special before Rich Vos does

Social media has never been Rich’s strong suit. He is and always has been a cranky fucking crybaby.

Turtle season!

I still have a hard time not liking Vos. If he tweeted an insult like this, then ended it with something like, “If you want to see fresh shit that isn’t recycled, I’ll be at Magooby’s in Maryland all through Memorial Day weekend,” a lot of us would still be on his side.

Rich was always loved because he didn’t take himself too seriously and rolled with the punches. This version of him that can’t take some jabs on Twitter and uses the “civilian” criticism is disappointing to say the least.

He always took himself very seriously. But he's good natured enough to get along with friends ribbing him. I'm describing a regular person. Vos is a regular untalented person.

I’ve never liked Vos and have been waiting for this chapter for years! It was only a matter of time

Me too. I am so glad he is dumb enough to poke the bee hive. It is about time this Hack and his entitled unfunny wife gets a reminder of how bad they are.

Fuck Vos, that mushmouth junkie retard.

Shut up you poisoned dwarf hack. I can’t even listen to your appearances on O&A anymore because every time you talk it sounds like I’m sitting next to a retard with a cleft pallet eating soup. Just die already

Ever seen his stand up? It's ridiculously awful.

He eatsch da coochie

And so it begins.

Wtf triggered this midget to come at us??

Move on from the height of his career?

Looks like Rich might have read some stuff about Bonny here.

Hey Rich... She is an unfunny cunt and you are a lovable hack. That's as good as it is gonna get so stop being a faggot.

no one:

rich vos: old bits are done, rolls royce, louie beans etc etc

????

Nice Instagram meme for 12 year olds, stupid.

What is O&A?

3 or 4 years ago, Vos blocked me on Twitter because he couldn't follow a simple conversation. I was shitting on someone in his Twitter feed and the dummy thought I was talking to him. He's done that dozens of times.

Says the guy who hasn't written a joke in 20 years and mostly does crowd work.

Just wait a few more months for your big TV show, any day now...

Cue Jim Norton saying, for the 100th time, “the fact rich and Bonnie don’t have a tv show is what’s wrong on Hollywood.”

Lol

One creative person? We have two chaps who have made numerous amazing feature length documentary's while his talentless wife on has one shitty documentary, which I'll admit, has a fantastic warm ending - Bonnie dressed as a man, crying in the street being consoled by Semitic trickery.

Well maybe if Vos and other comedians would talk more about the craft of comedy and what it's like to be a comedian then civilians like us might be able to craft better jokes. But these guys are so modest and never talk about how difficult it is to be a comedian, or what it's like to date people who aren't comedians, or how civilians don't know what words like "hack" really mean. They're just so secretive and modest about their craft that it's difficult for the rest of us to understand.

What old bits? All the bits we use are our bits. The only O&A material that gets quoted here is Jim Norton's rape admissions and the occasional Patrice quote from a scrub.

Nische critischism, schtupid. Ooops sorry no O&A bits allowed

I like how he didn't go with move over to Jim and Sam because even he knows that's ridiculous

Has he moved on from the the same shitty act he's been doing for the last 40 years or so?

What's O and A?

OnA fans must have stopped coming to his shows.

If you google his name the headline for his website in the search results literally reads “Rich Vos - a regular on the Opie and Anthony show” what a dip shit.

He posted a picture on his Instagram of a cruise ship he was working on. I called him a boat hack and he told me to go fuck myself.

Let’s bury this cunt.

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“If you are the ‘Last Comic Standing’ it’s because people thought you were sitting down.” -Ben Bailey to Rich Vos, at the Patrice Roast

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Dammit Vos, you WERE cool but now

I really don't understand his frustration or his point at all. Nobody is making fun of Vos for those classic bits from 10 years ago. We love him for those! He was the source of a lot of laughs when he was on O&A and there's no reason we should just altogether stop reminiscing or referencing them. Imagine Scorsese issuing a press release telling people to stop watching Goodfellas and move on already. Imagine Weezer yelling at their fans during q show that they will never play any Blue Album songs again.

Nice examples, queer.

what makes rich vos any better than joe mattarese?

At least Joe knows he’s a hack, even if he won’t admit it. Guy’s selling furniture out of his garage. Vos has a full family living in a condo because he won’t admit that he’s not talented enough to achieve a dream he should have given up on thirty years ago.

I mean its not like anyone references those things or even talks about them. We are on to bigger and fatter things like patrick

I love handsome Jim Norton

I hope Rich and bonnie's relationship ends like Patton Oswald's last marriage.

🍷💊🛀⚰

His name sounds like a guy that makes mediocre guitars

Honest to God the Rich Vos' bits on the show were what got me into O+A. The compilation of him and Norton being dirtbag degenerates is some of my favorite shit from the show.

Shame really

Charge your phone you savage.

Who is this shirtless dickhead think he is talking to?

He looks like a short order cook from a Waffle House in Pikeville.

Bitch Vos