It probably took him 20 minutes to put that together. Then he pushed the “post” button, folded his arms, and leaned back in his chair with a confident smile. “THIS will be the one to put me back on the map.”
I noticed that, a tubby unsuccessful sci-fi writer makes fun of someone else’s appearance. Deep down Patrick HATES Ben because that’s all he’s famous for, getting into a twitter fight and being mocked. Now with his twitter ban and soon to be Facebook ban, Pat is just becoming more of a loser. Plus Pat claims he “beat” Ben and blocked him because Ben tried but couldn’t break his argument. Delusional!
That time Ben Shapiro kicked his fat ass on Twitter apparently still stings. You're the only one who remembers it, C-Cup. Quoth Shapiro, "Patrick who....?".
24 comments
1 GKChestbrahson 2019-05-11
He really is a terrible fucking writer. That last paragraph was one run on sentence.
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-11
He also doesn't know when to use "whom"
1 GKChestbrahson 2019-05-11
"That's linguistic prescriptivism you racist elitist!"
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-11
He doesn’t know that whom is officially whomst now
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-11
Came here to say the same damn thing.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-05-11
It probably took him 20 minutes to put that together. Then he pushed the “post” button, folded his arms, and leaned back in his chair with a confident smile. “THIS will be the one to put me back on the map.”
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-05-11
He thinks his style of writing is so fucking witty. It's infuriating.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-11
Says the man who was a guest on The Damsels of Dorkington.
1 HiawathaOfMiletus 2019-05-11
"Alexa! Write me a tawdry bargain bin sci-fi novel."
Don't count your chickens, fatso.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-11
Now he's going after short people and the mentally disabled. HE'S STOKING THE FIRES OF GENOCIDE TO HIS "FANS AND FOLLOWERS"! FATTY BE STOKING!
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-11
Fatrick's mushbrain goes all over the place. You had to be an idiot to not recognize that annoying Shapiro guy as very smart.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-11
I noticed that, a tubby unsuccessful sci-fi writer makes fun of someone else’s appearance. Deep down Patrick HATES Ben because that’s all he’s famous for, getting into a twitter fight and being mocked. Now with his twitter ban and soon to be Facebook ban, Pat is just becoming more of a loser. Plus Pat claims he “beat” Ben and blocked him because Ben tried but couldn’t break his argument. Delusional!
1 Terahite 2019-05-11
Such insufferable prose. I hate him.
1 SnakeBlizkin 2019-05-11
He's such a delusional weirdo
1 HaraldHardraade509 2019-05-11
Racist, classist and disparages people with disabilities all in a short paragraph. Patrick you are a hypocritical scumbag.
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1 lowend73 2019-05-11
Patrick is a prime example of Dunning Kruger syndrome.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-05-11
That time Ben Shapiro kicked his fat ass on Twitter apparently still stings. You're the only one who remembers it, C-Cup. Quoth Shapiro, "Patrick who....?".
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-11
That last paragraph is an abomination. Nice prose, stupid
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-11
The only talents Fatrick has are fucking children and getting banned from social media.
1 NoirMagieGateau 2019-05-11
Hacky buzzword using nothing.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-11
Punchlines like that are why he's such an acclaimed and lauded stand up
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-05-11
Any man who writes this type of ego-stroking garbage deserves to have his hands sawed off.
1 thissiteruinedme 2019-05-11
"To which his intellect appeals", not "who his intellect appeals to". But then again I'm not a writer.