No no no no. You stick your dick IN the egg and it vibrates.

“It opens up!” No his faggot ass opens up, easily I might add, from all the GAY SEX.

Hey hey. It’s entirely possible for a hetero fella to just like the feeling of things in his ass without ever being attracted to members of the same sex.

In Anthony’s case, though, he blew Richard and took a dicking from Sue Lightning. But theoretically a straight dude might just like assplay.

Nice try, Buzzfeed.

Its discovery led directly to the bitey-McRib-cracky incident and the subsequent completion of Anthony's total career death.

Who could have guessed that, just a few hours after Dani mock-innocently asked Nana about "that vibrating egg thing" (his first answer, an unconvincing ".....huh?") on her Borderline Personality Disorder-rich livestream, Raul Ghoulia would be munching on her wrist, in between cackling requests to sing karaoke and 70 year old TV references.

That's a good egg

Anthony Cumia puts eggs up his ass which he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS