Would a person with an above average IQ do the following:
81 2019-05-10 by Nick_1989
Visit a subreddit that has spent almost half a decade tormenting you & making your life miserable.
Post under various aliases without changing the syntax of your speech so you’re easily identifiable.
Attempt to bring light to your torment by pleading your case to the People’s Court.
Doxx yourself & reveal you trash talk your little brother, who finances your lifestyle with his monthly checks.
Doxx yourself & reveal you subscribe to the mailing list for a gay bar, outing yourself not merely as a gay man but has a hypocrite, because of your past anti-LGBT statements.
Claim previous disparaging Reddit comments about cash-cow brother we’re part of a psy-ops plan to systematically identify redditors hostile to your brother, in a subreddit of only users intent on exposing him as a pedophile.
Try to win subreddit back through a series of tone def AMAs.
Try to defeat subreddit by challenging users to fistfights, even though you are in your 60s & willingly tell facebook friends you are out of shape & have low testosterone levels.
Tell perceived hostile Reddit users, who have already astutely pointed out that the love of your life looks like Karl from Die Hard, that she is in fact a squirter.
34 comments
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-10
Short answer - no
1 GinFoss 2019-05-10
No, but a victim of the Dunning-Kruget effect definitely would.
You also forgot the time he paid $60 for an internet IQ test, believed it was real, and posted his results on this sub to prove how smart he was
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-10
Joe, if you're reading this, please answer: what was the endgame?
Infiltrate the sub, earn our trust, then what? "Turns out I'm actually Joe Cumia!" Was that the endgame? We're a public sub stupid, there's no hidden secrets to uncover.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-10
He thinks he's Inspector Faggot
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-10
We totally would have told him more of our secrets had he gained our trust. Not to mention our secret in person meeting we all hold once a month for sub members only.
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-05-10
Remember, The Panera Bread at 669 Hillside Avenue in New Hyde Park, NY at 7:30pm 5/18/19
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-10
Such a person would also probably brag about his new workout regimen before he even started it.
1 TargetedHarassment 2019-05-10
Whew!!! I’m exhausted just reading this. Did I really do all that? Short answer: NO.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-05-10
You did every single one of those things, retard.
1 JumboYumYums 2019-05-10
Hey Joe! You and your brother literally used to sell coke and have the nerve to rant about black crime and the erosion of family values. Hope you slip on one of your trainwreck of a girlfriends viscous squirts and you smash your teeth on a bedside table.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-10
This ain't the gun handle store you stole ebony from. There's records and receipts. You got pie on your face, you stupid f***ing blabbermouth c*nt.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-10
Exhausted reading 15 seconds worth of words: That's Slow Joe alright. I'd know him anywhere.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-10
I can't get enough of how this retard constantly tries to fool us by speaking in third person when he's already exposed himself multiple times on all of his accounts. Stupid beyond comprehension.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-10
He is a legendary buffoon. Cartoon characters aren't as retarded as he is.
1 AmberBeard 2019-05-10
Why are you so stupid?
1 TargetedHarassment 2019-05-10
A great mans Mama once said, “Stupid is as stupid does Forrest” and that’s all I have to say about that. I hope that helps you out sir. #FPMP
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-10
You do stupid all the time
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-10
He also described his "not wife"'s urinary incontinence during orgasm for no other reason than to be cooler than us
1 McGowan9 2019-05-10
Those sound like the actions of an imbecile to me!
1 multiplesifl 2019-05-10
Edit #2 is my favorite.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-10
Its what a dumb bovine would do
1 ichise8 2019-05-10
sounds like war her joe is living rent-free in your head, pal
i can hear joe belly laughing right now
1 Thompson3000 2019-05-10
I sometimes forget your retarded.
1 ichise8 2019-05-10
nice youre, stupid
war hero joe wins again
1 antlikesteens 2019-05-10
Pin this shit!
1 Nick_1989 2019-05-10
If pinned, I’ll continue with the edits so we have a comprehensive history.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-05-10
I just read that whole list and couldn't help but notice everything has the maturity level of a 14-year-old retarded edge lord.
1 corystereo 2019-05-10
Remember when he was waiting at a stoplight and he asked a veteran in the next lane with a prosthetic leg how he lost his limb?
What a fucking idiot.
1 HooligansPatron 2019-05-10
I scored a 165 on one of those cereal box internet IQ tests. I tell everyone I have a higher IQ than Albert Einstern.
1 MartyVanB 2019-05-10
You forgot his genius investment in Trump playing cards
1 Nick_1989 2019-05-10
Noted. Thanks for the reminder.
1 mb0087 2019-05-10
It’s counter intelligence!
1 Tashter 2019-05-10
Niggers are known to hover around 80 IQ.
1 TargetedHarassment 2019-05-10
Do you know what IQ means ? It’s the measure of one’s ability to solve problems. , Joe C. was primarily responsible for shutting down your last sub. Problem solved. #FPMP