That dude very obviously looks autistic.

I think it's the eyebrows. Certain autists definitely have a "look" to them.

The eyebrows, the underbite, the always disheveled hair (I know he has a new baby and all, but he looks like that in every picture I've seen), and the constant look of confusion/anger/fear of the world around him.

Yeah, the hair is another giveaway. The shelf in the front and it standing up in the back is a common tard 'do.

I think it's the eyebrows. Certain autists definitely have a "look" to them.

do you notice how his lower jaw juts out like a cartoon imbecile?

“the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal”

this dude should be remains at the bottom of the spartan baby pit, yet the fags in medical science refuse all my ideas at their own peril

It'll be a lot easier for him when she puts him in dresses and insists he is actually a girl. One of these celebrities is gonna have to push the sex change shit further and have it done to a child. Her career is dead so for relevancy sake he may end up the first.

Charlize Theron already did it.

with a lil colored boy too

amy would have to let her kid join nambla to compete with Theron

Imagine adopting a child and doing that to them. It's far beyond abuse, it sadistic MK Ultra shit.

Same with Liev Schreiber.

Megan Fox, too. Mental illness is pretty trendy in Hollywood.

Me too. Because if she ever decides to divorce him over some stupid arbitrary reasons; he’ll blow his brains out.

And then some brave soul will have to do the right thing and Berlin Van Attack Schumer.

Lennie is going to crush that

The baby will start crying and he’ll start screeching, good luck with that Amy.

Hab you seen mah baby?

It feels like she's taken advantage of him.

look at those eyes. hes trapped in his own world.

That name is still not as embarrassing as having Amy Schumer as a mother.

It's actually a lot worse than having a retard as a father.

My generation called today's "autists" retards. They are still retards.

It's a name that only a Jewish boy born into insane privilege could get through life with.

Didn’t she say that she was going to let it pick its gender? Or did she abandon that insanity when the guardian didn’t write an article about it.

Did you see that immediately when you looked at the name?

Impressive

Attel is his middle name?

She's even stealing his name

(Literally) She said she took it from his name

I hope Dave disapproves and gets a restraining order

I bet Dave is very uncomfortable about this. He's gotta know she's absolute garbage but he's too nice to ever do anything.

Sure would be a giant fuckin coincidence if she didn't.

It’s so she can keep her base. Veteran comedians in New York that aren’t famous famous but are respected in comedy publicly support her and in exchange she gives them small parts or retweets so they can get more shine. It really is a devils bargain but Attell is just one of several that have this arrangement going with her.

didnt call him david like a normal person. it has to be clear who she's referring to. she basically named her child a hashtag.

gay fake way to live

Dave's Mom used to baby sit Amy when she was a kid

So she named him after her favorite joke topic.

His little brother is on the way: Muva Gene Uh

Myva GiNnnnnnAAAAAAAA Stern

Smallett barney-yard hannibal

Fischer

wow first she steals dave attell's bits then his name

Hopefully the kid grows up to be Bobby Fischer

Dead and buried in Iceland?

No , an anti Semite and a world class chess player , stupid .

It's unfortunate that she is such a fat unlikable cunt, because if this ends up being a bit and she tricked all these retarded feminist websites into praising the name "Gene," let alone "Genital Fissure," that'd be pretty decent.

If it's a bit, I guarantee she didn't come up with it

Perhaps she consulted Jeselnik.

20 years from now this precious little bundle of joy will realize his awful coin-clipping mother named him with a joke name because she hates her son's gender that much and he's going to pulverize her cranium with a hammer. Bet on it.

How much you want to bet she'll make him transgender?

Not that I want it to happen--I'd genuinely tell you if I did---but between an autistic dweeb as a father and an entitled, narcissistic kike as a mother, this poor little mug's probably a few months away from SIDS.

I can’t wait until he’s old enough for us to shit on

nothing is stopping us now.

I believe she's attempting humor here.

That's not a good name.

Sad to hear she made it.

I hope this is a joke (probably, because with all Schumer jokes, I'm not laughing). If not, what a selfish cunt whore.

Nice baby, stupid.

She named him after what happened when the rabbi sucked the blood out of his schmekel, after the circumcision.

J E W I S H

Named after gene simmons and Dave attel

This isn't real, is it? Did she really do that?

The actual name really is how an Australian would pronounce genital fissure. Hilarious.

Louis' daughter is called Mary Woody Allen Szekely.

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Really?

Jesse Eisenberg's son is called Gene Michael Cera Eisenberg.

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I'm not good at cultural references.

No you are not

I think she's joking, but I'm as autistic as this guy and can't tell.

Judd Braapatow was taken

She is already the worst mother.

Wait so her name is now Amy Fischer? lmaoooo

They didn't name this baby Gene Attell....

“Is he smart? Or is he like me?”

What's that from again?

GENITAL FISSURE HAHA HOOOOLLYYYY SHIIIT!

The great thing about Big Fat Amy having her child is that she can now get that "I'm a mother so I know everything" sense of superiority added onto her already long list of positive attributes. I predict that her next comedy special will be her best one yet!

Why doesn't that last name belong to the man? He is the man, right?

If that isn't the real name, that's her funniest joke. But it is, so it's her funniest yolk.

I hope her little retarded crotch sproglet ends up constantly going to rehab and having to be bailed out of jail every weekend.

This kid is going to have a blast in school. "Hey Genital! I found a YouTube clip of your fat mom talking about her diarrhea shits and animal stink pussy on stage. I just forwarded it to the rest of the school. Nice gross fat mom, faggot! Now be still while I kick the shit out of you".

She even steals names

How is that kid going to survive when Pigroach Schumer has to spend most of her time tending after Daddy Retard?

She's named it,after the father.