I fucking hate this piece of shit.

I hate the one who said he was "Fyre." Unless he meant to say he wishes Sam were burned alive, in which case I agree

Same. I would love to see Sam’s stupid sneakers, jackets and toys burnt in front of him.

sounds like ol' sammy boys living rent-free in your head, pal.

is it true that your fantasy is to have sam roberts take a tysons nugget shit right into your mouth?

Your mom lives rent free on my dick.

sam "roberticus" roberts once rawdogged your mothers asshole while goat laughing

this has been 100% confirmed

Fuck you and your stupid Joe/Sam-loving bit, fag.

sounds like the answer is yes

ol' sammy boy stretching his legs inside your head

Sounds like the answer is you’re a Faggot. Capital F.

For fucks sake shave your retarded hair off. It might even work with the beard.

His hair lets people know he's retarded. Why would you want him blending in?

he is pitching having one of the female wrestlers shave it off of him during a live broadcast

some writer keeps going “yeah sure, lets just let it get a little longer” as a joke, just to see how long it takes for dummy to figure it out

Like he did with Steve C’s ideas for the show.

I get asked on a near daily basis "how are you so good looking?" The truth is, it takes a team of people.

While I don't buy for a second that anyone but his creepy mother is asking him that question, it's completely believable it takes the effort of many people to make Sam look human enough that he doesn't get captured by a hunter who thinks he bagged a deformed prepubescent Sasquatch.

No one will ever consider him a man.

Im pretty sure most bubble forms wont even let him #2 that option in. just keeps magically erasing

I think he realizes that. Look how pissed off he seems in his pictures trying to act black and tough.

he then uses all their jizz, personally extracted, to gel it all up after

He really needs to be destroyed

He collects signifiers of black culture like Pokemon

he's obviously a quadroon of some sort, look at him

Why would you take a picture of yourself getting a haircut and then post it on the internet?

I wish he was sneakerdead.

Yeah, that was my suspicion. That he was showing off that a black man was cutting his hair. I get my haircut at an all Vietnamese place, that charges 5.99 bucks per men's haircut. Does that give me any street cred?

No but you may have some weird asian lice.

That's insanely cheap if you compare it to Swedish barbers. We have to pay the equivalent of something like 30-40 USD.

That's about as much as I paid a barber in Germany to get my hair cut and beard shaped, but it was worth it in my opinion. No American barber could ever compare. Didn't have any kind of wait, and they were real pros. Lots of warm gels, utilizing razor blades. Everything down to the stache was given amazing attention to detail.

Dam 30 or 40 bucks is a lot. For some reason these Vietnamese hair cutting places have been able to dramatically undercut the market in price. It's a great place, because they also will give you a 30 minute massage and suck your dick for 50 bucks... And the women are attractive, and not sex slaves. Just immigrants who do this for a living. And apparently, they make good money doing this. Because I see the cars they drive.

Because wrestlers do it

He's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

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Cool one of the Nigerian brothers who fucked/conspired with Jussie Smollet barber, you fucking nightmarish stumblebum.

I got my haircut by an authentic black person. Faggot.

His hair looks like a bunch of loose mattress springs.

The only way to improve his looks would be if they cut his hair with a guillotine.

with a toe trigger for good measure

I often get asked, “How are you so good at giving your wife orgasms?”

FTFY Fag Roberts

Then he realizes they are asking the barber

"He looks more like randy savage each day..."

If by that you mean a corpse that's been the ground for 8 years then I agree.

"murder hobo Shawn Michaels"

He barely has the widow's peak anymore. Just shave your fucking head, stupid

Sam Roberts had to take steroids to grow a beard. Sissy faggot.

Nice team of people stupid

Both "people" in this picture should both be hung.

I’m is, sheeit.

It’s like when Jimmy used to say that he was a terrible actor, but like Collin said, he actually secretly thought he was a good actor.

Sammykins has been told his whole life by his sick mother and then by retarded Opie how great he is, to the point where he actually believes it.

Simian Garfunkel

He has the face and head of that dink from Game of Thrones

Like a chimp washing a turd with a washcloth.

Look at that poor barber - guy sees this piece of shit walk in ' and is expected to give Sam a haircut that will somehow iprove his appearance....

It's a no win situation. Guy just wants to give brothers a fade here and there - this fucking ghoulish abomination walks into a black barbershop expecting a haircut like a normal person.

Looking at him makes me nauseous