She's one of those early 20's girls who are in the 1.5-2 /10 range, and to compensate says things like ' I hide my bread underneath my mattress' and listen to mumble rap.
I hide my bread underneath my mattress', listens to mumble rap & makes nihilistic memes.
One of my favourite lines from is from Peep Show where that awkward April girl is showing Mark her dorm room and she has a Betty Blue poster on her wall and she says something like 'I've not even seen it. Just your typical undergraduate lunge for individuality' (Something like that.)
Also paraphrasing, when Mark says "I have to get to the party, Jez. April will be there. Alone. As soon as any other guy works out that she has the magical combination of beauty and low self-esteem, I'm finished."
Women used to figure out early on, if they had a face like that and a fivehead that they should get a agreeable and kind personality for when they age like milk.
Now you got bitches like this instead who are headed for a cliff but think all this shit they wrap themselves in will insulate them against the wall.
She probably can still find plenty of attention and dick from guys. She's not a mordibly obese bearded chick. She has a carefully cultivated personality to attract a certain type.
But every one of these girls I knew who do this routine, pretty, mediocre or ugly... End up either alone or single mothers.
I banged a lot of these chicks like 3-5 years ago, they're usually really easy to sleep with on day 1.
Generally so starved for attention they'll send nudes pretty quick, the only thing is you feel disgusting after you leave their place and their breath is just awful. Give me a hygienic, strong man any day.
Can you guys use your fucking skulls for one minute? This isn't an author or a comedian or anything like that, and moving this anywhere beyond twitter (where she was already banned) looks bad for this sub and Nick as well.
Like I said in another comment it really is no big loss. I do think it's ironic everyone is doing this essentially because they are little Jim Nortons for Nick Di Paolo.
Patrick came close to shutting this place (and the amorphous group as a whole) down for good, but this might finally put us over the line.
The narrative that could be concocted from this ("Innocent girl - speaking out against alt-right comic that put dead protestor in promotion material for his comedy special - gets attacked by the comics incel fans"), might finally get the mods to shut this place down and break the group up. At the very least: It could get one of those blogs to finally list us as a "toxic subreddit.
I hate this bitch and wish that Troy Quan would throw her off a cliff, but let's be careful here.
God you're such an idiot, this is literally the kind of shit to get this place shut down, though I guess that's no big loss. And to think this is all fueled by some misplaced daddy-love for Nick Di Paolo when he'd probably he so embarrassed and creeped out by these "efforts"
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1 literalotherkin 2019-05-08
Bring me the head of St. Nick The Fascist, child.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-08
Hate this bitch.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
She's one of those early 20's girls who are in the 1.5-2 /10 range, and to compensate says things like ' I hide my bread underneath my mattress' and listen to mumble rap.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-08
One of my favourite lines from is from Peep Show where that awkward April girl is showing Mark her dorm room and she has a Betty Blue poster on her wall and she says something like 'I've not even seen it. Just your typical undergraduate lunge for individuality' (Something like that.)
Reminds me of that.
1 bornrevolution 2019-05-08
i feel like Peep Show never gets enough credit. then again i'm American so none of my friends know what it is.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-08
Also paraphrasing, when Mark says "I have to get to the party, Jez. April will be there. Alone. As soon as any other guy works out that she has the magical combination of beauty and low self-esteem, I'm finished."
Peep Show is still endlessly rewatchable.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-08
I'm on board
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-05-08
100%
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
***her twitter handle changed from the tumblr link. See her awful tweets here.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-08
Shes protected her twitter already. Pussy.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-08
You can post questions to her anonymously or logged in. I told her Nick sent me and fuck that dead nigger. I hope she answers my question soon.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
I broke the news to her that Nick isn't white.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-08
She should check out some of Owen Benjamins latest work if she gets upset with Nicks rants.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
Haha oh yeah, I forgot about that guy.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
I thought he died in a shootout with the feds
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-05-08
NICK DIPAOLO ARMY, ASSEMBLE!
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
Nick's a good egg.
1 DickDatchery 2019-05-08
God jesus this is the dumbest shit ever
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
We're self aware of that fact. That's part of why it's funny.
1 DickDatchery 2019-05-08
Absolutely no one here is self aware, that's the one thing uniting everyone.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
Sounds like it's just you
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
Women used to figure out early on, if they had a face like that and a fivehead that they should get a agreeable and kind personality for when they age like milk.
Now you got bitches like this instead who are headed for a cliff but think all this shit they wrap themselves in will insulate them against the wall.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
She hit the wall at 13.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
She probably can still find plenty of attention and dick from guys. She's not a mordibly obese bearded chick. She has a carefully cultivated personality to attract a certain type.
But every one of these girls I knew who do this routine, pretty, mediocre or ugly... End up either alone or single mothers.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
I banged a lot of these chicks like 3-5 years ago, they're usually really easy to sleep with on day 1.
Generally so starved for attention they'll send nudes pretty quick, the only thing is you feel disgusting after you leave their place and their breath is just awful. Give me a hygienic, strong man any day.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
The end got pretty gay there, fella.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
Yes, little one.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
So what're you up to later? Been thinking about you a lot lately.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
Spooning with you and listening to old Ted Sheckler clips, I hope.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-08
WELL THE PLEASE COME DOWN TO TED'S SHIT AND BLOOD REMOVAL EMPORIUM!!!!
1 stephenpaddock59 2019-05-08
The Muslim way
1 SpaceEdgesLazyEye 2019-05-08
Nice use of hats and headbands, stupid.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-08
I reported her Twitter for violent stuff she was tweeting.
Geez, people don't know how to be civil.....
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
Same. Reported for abusive/physical harm. Gotta keep things safe brothaman.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
Maille O’Brien, we want that you banned sucka. Maille, we coming for you, nigga.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-08
directed ball-busting so fucking awesome
1 CacaCunt 2019-05-08
Nick's special sucks, but that's just because he's not talented. Not because he's a bigot who wears a tie with jeans.
1 DickDatchery 2019-05-08
Can you guys use your fucking skulls for one minute? This isn't an author or a comedian or anything like that, and moving this anywhere beyond twitter (where she was already banned) looks bad for this sub and Nick as well.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
You can go fuck yourself.
1 DickDatchery 2019-05-08
Really cool
1 sgtpepper5987 2019-05-08
Oh no then where will we go for all the super hero movies are for fags and celebrity pics followed by "Fag" hot takes?!?! Place needs to be shut down.
1 DickDatchery 2019-05-08
Like I said in another comment it really is no big loss. I do think it's ironic everyone is doing this essentially because they are little Jim Nortons for Nick Di Paolo.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-08
Patrick came close to shutting this place (and the amorphous group as a whole) down for good, but this might finally put us over the line.
The narrative that could be concocted from this ("Innocent girl - speaking out against alt-right comic that put dead protestor in promotion material for his comedy special - gets attacked by the comics incel fans"), might finally get the mods to shut this place down and break the group up. At the very least: It could get one of those blogs to finally list us as a "toxic subreddit.
I hate this bitch and wish that Troy Quan would throw her off a cliff, but let's be careful here.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-08
I'd call you a faggot but you'd probably see that as a compliment.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-08
Am I the only retard who has no idea how to navigate tumblr?
1 Patmcpsu 2019-05-08
It’s designed specifically for depressed twenty-something white girls
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-08
My sweet, heavenly summer child.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-08
An immaculate collection of vapid garbage.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-08
Maille, her folks just loved getting circulars and utility bills.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-05-08
Fatricia?
1 DickDatchery 2019-05-08
God you're such an idiot, this is literally the kind of shit to get this place shut down, though I guess that's no big loss. And to think this is all fueled by some misplaced daddy-love for Nick Di Paolo when he'd probably he so embarrassed and creeped out by these "efforts"