I hate his beady little eyes, jew nose and the gap between his two buck teeth.

Maybe he'll retire from life soon too.

Bravo!

Silence is a predators best friend

Is he hopping ship from the Opester?

Lotta problems in that diner/sports bar/subway station...

You mean a 50 year old divorced man isn't doing free shit that isn't going anywhere anymore?

His wife left him after his drinking stepped up from "Dad's had a few too many again!" embarrassing hijinks to serious, crippling alcohol problem.

It's got nothing to do with anything really, I just wanted to point out that his marriage failed because he's a weak drunk.

His wife got glasses. Those shirts. That hat to hide baldness. All of it. Just...fuck off cunt.

At some point you gotta realize you're not going to make it on TV

Anyone have the picture of the wolf in a trenchcoat/disguise that looks like Carl?

/u/literalotherkin you come through a lot on these requests.

Sorry man I don't know that one. You want viciously anti-Semitic memes then I'm your guy but Ruiz memes aren't my specialty.

He's a nigger! He's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER!

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I've never heard Carl Ruiz

He's a fat slob that lies about most everything.

he had a gig?

imagine somebody dropping their coffee cup upon hearing this. i just did. gave me a little laugh, i gotta be honest. #RIPRuizing

And to think Carl hooked himself up with Opie thinking it would boost his career without understanding Opie hooked himself up with Carl thinking the same thing. Hence, both of them went nowhere together.

He’s devoting himself full time to collecting gay hats.