Listening to old shows - it's amazing how many times someone told a story, then Opie suddenly remembered the same thing happening to him but with a couple more details to make it more interesting than the original story

52  2019-05-03 by dogs_go_to_space

Remember Opie & Anthony, guys?

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Reported for thinly veiled Opie bashing thread

Maybe you didn’t get the memo brotherman but we’re a positive sub now

Can the sub header be 'Nice Try With The Hate, Though'?

Edit: Praise Jesus

gregg "opie" hughes mastubates violently while coated head-to-toe in baby shit

this has been 100% confirmed

Downvote although I still laughed

Remember when he fought that Frenchman underwater while scuba diving? That happened

Remember when he was smashing a guy with the car door and begging his wife to let him “beat the shit out of the guy”,

Lying wannabe tough guy Opie.

What about that time he worked for the mob? He almost told us who his boss was but then he realized the dire consequences. And what about the time his father opened a church, because taxes. The opester had a wild ride brotherman.

Does anyone remember when he almost got paralysed by a wave?

WELCOME. To. The. Opie. Show.

sip-sip-puff

I remember it so well, like a scene from the movie it was in.

At least The Opster’s fake stories were interesting, Norton’s were cringy as fuck

”I drank 2.5 beers and walked around the neighborhood with a steak knife, it was a dark time dude”

Remember Jim’s fake stories about getting molested by other boys? Oh wait those were real

“I don’t like cartoons because I was having older boys cum in my mouth” - James Norton

Yeah the underwater fist fight with the french scuba diver was riveting.

Fat titted sociopath had no interesting stories and couldn’t take a beating when it was his turn. Fuck Opie.

Leave it alone

Fuck off Tits. Your bullshit faggotry led to Sam Roberts being on the radio. You are utter dogshit

In a way, it’s perfect that he was cucked by Margera, who is a huge faggot for the same exact reason.

Globalists stole his memories and gave it to those unfunny hacks.

He wasnt allowed to leave his driveway because his mother was a tyrant

He was trying to slip into the show somehow. It wasn't easy for Opie, but he tried to slip in some stuff

Just a taste.

a lil taste

Too busy steering the ship. Next time you're on a vessel going through a deadly storm go to the captain and ask for a gripping story.

Remember when a rapist broke into his apartment and was checking him out from 3 inches away to see if he was a chick (he's a very beautiful man, could have been a model) then Opie calmly asked him what was he doing? Doesn't just have a nice piece, he's got balls of steel too.

3 inches is 7.62 cm

Go kick rocks, bot

Remember when he was on jury duty and the black dude nodded at him?

Brothaman!

If you've had a piss on the hard shoulder, he's had a shit in the fast lane.

I would like nothing more than the "Opie Love" bit to die and go away.

So much else has happened on this sub (or that is happening), that we don't even need that shit, ironically or otherwise.

Plus: Opie is an unfunny fag. That directly flies in the face of what the sub is about.

Some people on here forget that the "Opie love" thing was originally, much like the Allied bombing of Dresden and other German cities of little to no strategic importance, purely a psychological operation intended to demoralise Anthony further. Mission accomplished. Let's get back to those golden, pre-war days of shitting on them all.

I've been saying that last part for 2 years now...

He doesn't have to constantly repress faggot feelings from his childhood like those two. Mommy's shoes this, monster rain that, those two fucking cunts are the worst to listen to in retrospect