pat's body isn't nearly that defined

Add another 40lbs and we might be getting close

Shockingly hairless.

He looks like a sweet summer child

Pats penis is bigger than I thought it would be, child.

U/patrickstomlinson I think your computer has been hacked.

Fake.

Pat has penile/testicular agenesis. He has no penis.

Seriously. Imagine having a dick and balls like that.

Very ergonomic. You could cross your legs like a lady if you wanted to.

Excellent for motorcycle riding, child.

I can do that now, what are you trying to say?

In the words of Kimbo Slice: you got baby nuts, nigga.

I remember talking to a girl before when I was like 16. She was 14 and had an 18 year old boyfriend, and I don't know how we got on the topic, but he started talking about how big his balls were. Then he looked to his girl for support and she backed him up on his claim. The dude was bragging about his ball size and was acting very proud to have large balls. A big dick wasn't mentioned once.

Fucking awful. I'm not an Adonis or really well hung but am thankful that I have an above-average penis and, frankly, massive balls.

Ruizing

Inveeted nipple having freak.

not fat enough

Well you got the lack of pubes right