He may be dead but he at least never hit my mom with a frying pan, did crack with his family, showered with his sons or allowed my sister to date black men.
It's hard to pick which one of the violent scenarios that flash through my mind every time I hear and see that "perfect night" part that I want to happen the most to him at the instant he got done saying that. I wish this video ended with some sort of extremely gruesome freeze frame of that bed and the horrific aftermath of whatever happened.
I believe what you're looking for is the scene in braveheart where Mel Gibson wakes a guy up just in time for him to see the spiked ball and chain literally smash his face off of his face.
This (and his crack smoking younger years) are why he had to get pieces of ceramic drilled into his head in his 50s. Eating fucking Twix bars in bed late at night, and something tells me Lazy Tony passed out before getting up to brush his teeth!
42 comments
1 Subeckk 2019-04-28
That "perfect night" quote should be used as a jump scare in a horror movie.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-04-28
I like how it cuts to him looking like a crack head who harasses you outside of a Denny's at 3am for crack money
1 VirginLeft 2019-04-28
You wouldn't want to wake up next to [https://i.imgur.com/KrylUNS.jpg](this)? Spongebob laugh
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-28
Die monster!! You don’t belong in this world!!!
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-28
/u/fanofbenjamin72 I bet you like this face almost as much as the Tyson chin one.
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-28
He sounds like marge Simpson when he says that
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-28
Would one of our resident artists please draw Joe and Ant as Homer and Marge please?
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-28
We already saw Ant as marge simpson when someone posted that hideous photoshop of ant as a woman.
1 dom6502 2019-04-28
Twix bar!
Lisa needs braces!
Twix bar!
Lisa needs braces!
1 AxelSpott 2019-04-28
Legit laughed out loud while trying to stay quiet so fatrick didn't get distracted from "writing" while I pity fucked his wife. Thanks asshole
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-04-28
He really hasn't progressed past the mentality of a teenager.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-28
I've never seen this before and the last part really did scare theshit out of me
1 cbanks420lol 2019-04-28
PERFECT NIGHT
1 Cornelius_Vajwort-II 2019-04-28
Scared the shit out of me. And that's ME. A legendary tough guy
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-28
Ṕ̕͢É̶̕R̵F̢͘̕E̸͘C͜҉̢͝Ţ̸̡̕͘ ̕Ņ̶̶̷͜I̷̡G̛͟͠H̶̢̛́͞T̛
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-28
His black teeth are terrifying. I don't get shook often but when I do it's usually looking at a picture of a compound mutant
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-28
Bone chilling
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2019-04-28
He really is some sort of ghoul.
1 DickDatchery 2019-04-28
My fucking chest hurts
1 LaylaSpadeCumDrinker 2019-04-28
1 FatassTitePants 2019-04-28
May he rest in piss
1 Mintwa 2019-04-28
He may be dead but he at least never hit my mom with a frying pan, did crack with his family, showered with his sons or allowed my sister to date black men.
1 LaylaSpadeCumDrinker 2019-04-28
So...so..so...so...so...so
1 revolvingmonk 2019-04-28
It's hard to pick which one of the violent scenarios that flash through my mind every time I hear and see that "perfect night" part that I want to happen the most to him at the instant he got done saying that. I wish this video ended with some sort of extremely gruesome freeze frame of that bed and the horrific aftermath of whatever happened.
1 AxelSpott 2019-04-28
I believe what you're looking for is the scene in braveheart where Mel Gibson wakes a guy up just in time for him to see the spiked ball and chain literally smash his face off of his face.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-04-28
Yeah, that's a good one. Was also thinking of this scene from Natural Born Killers or the pride victim from Se7en.
1 ISO__JOE 2019-04-28
Full Nana
1 postm8s 2019-04-28
what a nigger faggot
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-04-28
0:04, Jesus, he's in full 'NANA' mode right there.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-28
This (and his crack smoking younger years) are why he had to get pieces of ceramic drilled into his head in his 50s. Eating fucking Twix bars in bed late at night, and something tells me Lazy Tony passed out before getting up to brush his teeth!
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1 DryTeeth 2019-04-28
He's just so fucking disgusting
1 age_of_cage 2019-04-28
I never saw this before and my life was all the better for it.
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-04-28
Nana at rest after a night of predatory behavior.
1 HeWhoIsNotMe 2019-04-28
Twix bar is code for Sue Lightning's shit coated stinger.
1 Jaymormay 2019-04-28
He has a point.
1 AxelSpott 2019-04-28
3am
Hitchcock
Twix
Preteen cock from dead tranny child body under the bed
Perfect night
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-28
Going to bed early, I see. Well good thing he had the TV on so he doesn't have to deal with his thoughts as he falls asleep
1 zoogie778 2019-04-28
Is it Twix or KitKats that fags prefer?
1 twatto_time 2019-04-28
The shit nightmares are made of
1 DildoRenter 2019-04-28
Why does he have prison-issue pillowcases?