"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
Toml-in-son is the pig we wrestle against, that cute little guy up there is the pig we wrestle FOR.
Though you may be a clumsy oaf, with God’s guidance I’m certain your journey would be a safe one. Praise our blessed Lord, and thank you for sharing your whimsical desire to travel with a pocket pig companion. I think many of us can relate and feel uplifted by your antidote. Praise our blessed Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, Amen.
19 comments
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-26
OMG! CUTE! God is good.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-26
I will slit its throat in service to satan
1 Nah_Ming 2019-04-26
2edgy4me
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-26
I just hate his stupid "Wholesome Christian" bit. I liked him better when he was openly a suicidal borderline-incel.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-26
Your preferences are but chaff under the well-sandalled foot of The Good Lord, child.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-26
This bit is LouisCucK-level lazy and pointless.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-26
It's fun u gay
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-26
He hates fun, pork and Christ. Gee, who does he remind me of?
1 Lemmy46 2019-04-26
Muslims?
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-26
You’re a lost soul, I pray our Lord finds you and guides you to His blessed light. 🙏🏻
1 WearableHeadphones 2019-04-26
I want to eat it.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-26
All good people do, little one.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-26
"Hey, Mister, can I come walk in Christ's glory with you?"
You sure can, l'il guy, let's go!
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-04-26
After all these horrible posts about Patrick Tommlinson raping and murdering children, this was a balm for the soul.
1 Lemmy46 2019-04-26
“Balm for the soul”.... has a nice ring to it.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-26
"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
Toml-in-son is the pig we wrestle against, that cute little guy up there is the pig we wrestle FOR.
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-26
beautiful
1 plane2nowhere 2019-04-26
I wanna put that lil guy in my shirt pocket to bring home and pray to God I don't face plant into anything on the way.
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-26
Though you may be a clumsy oaf, with God’s guidance I’m certain your journey would be a safe one. Praise our blessed Lord, and thank you for sharing your whimsical desire to travel with a pocket pig companion. I think many of us can relate and feel uplifted by your antidote. Praise our blessed Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, Amen.