He took that picture with that shit eating look on his face and didn't realize or didn't care that she literally looks like she's on thorazine, and just let it out into the wild. The dude wouldnt touch a 30 year old and he's proud of this living corpse.
The homely little kid is also wearing a pentagram pendant that she's tucked in her dress and would wear to piss off her parents and try to look like the cool rebel at her Catholic high school. Yeah, we're all "jealous", Anthony.
The contrast of their facial expressions is the most cringey thing about this photo: he's beaming with pride and has a hateable "that'll show em" smirk, while she looks completely drugged up and dead inside.
You know he was hoping someone would say " oh you brought your daughter with you" so he could answer " no this is my chick" with that same disgusting look on his face. Nana needs to be put down
He said he brought a 17 year old to his hs reunion and this was asked. He then bragged about how disgusted they looked when he would "make out" in front of them. This and the pediatric ward story are his most treasured memories.
"me? oh ive been happily married to a woman my age, i love her more everyday. she's my best friend. we had 2 sons. we have our 1st grandkid now too. they're all doing great in life. they'll be looking after us when we retire. family is such a blessing isnt it Anthony? Anthony i think your teenage girlfriend was just sick on the floor.."
Because he's a little twerp. He's literally 5'6. He thinks if he stands ramrod straight like one of the "puppets" he loved playing with as a little sissy boy then he can eke out another inch and pass for a small man.
I was never clear on that. Seem to remember him saying he went to her senior prom and took her to his high school reunion.
Remember him and fag Norton chuckling it up about how creeped out her teachers and classmates were by his mere presence while Opie struggled to contain his disgust. If I remember right he was either asked to leave or not even allowed in in the first place.
His "cool story, bro" retelling of his high school reunion (never even knew dropouts got an invite) was equally as embarrassing. He seemed to think a bunch of his fellow 55 year olds would be impressed by him turning up with a mentally imbalanced 4 with a huge beak and the posture of a question mark. Because, you know, she's 17. No, you gross old faggot. If you turned up with a hot 25 year old, that's one thing. Not some emotionally scarred kid.
Patrice was right. He really just should've been put to sleep.
Yes, and they completely creeped out the people there and refused to let Anthony in, and turned them away at the door. Anthony bragged about it on the show. Any human being with a sense of decency would be ashamed of themselves and realize what a disgrace they are. Not Anthony.
My dad never did. He wasn't there for my 10th, 15th, nor my 20th birthday. Im an adult and crave a dad's wisdom upon my life, but it never came. Kudos to you for thinking about your daughter and being there for her. You are a champion. Keep it up!
EDIT: Fuck the OP. Photo is fake and OP is a fucking Nazi sympathizer. Thanks everyone for the sweet comments tho. I really enjoyed reading all the supporting PMs I received. Faith in humanity partially restored.
This comment is perhaps the hardest I've ever laughed at this sub.
63 comments
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-26
Ur just jealous
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-26
I wish I could date someone that hot
1 Persianschlong 2019-04-26
pig slob rdonld shitdick faggot
1 ofMoloch 2019-04-26
she probably has a huge cock
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-26
I'd let her fill my mouth
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-26
If you stopped being a dejected faggot with no self esteem you easily could.
1 xxxxxxxxx9xxxxxxxxx 2019-04-26
We are living in a Demented World
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-04-26
Ain’t it fun?
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-26
clown worLd rite xD 😅😅😅 honk honk
1 bornrevolution 2019-04-26
look i know CA just got the boot but ya can't just come crawling into here with that shit
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-04-26
Them sex dolls are getting more and more realistic.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-26
The one on the right is fucking ugly though
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-04-26
That one is for a very specific fetish though...
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-26
Dirty ass closet.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-04-26
Things Anthony won't come out of.
1 TonyBags662 2019-04-26
He wont come out of obscurity.
1 aprosbro 2019-04-26
He took that picture with that shit eating look on his face and didn't realize or didn't care that she literally looks like she's on thorazine, and just let it out into the wild. The dude wouldnt touch a 30 year old and he's proud of this living corpse.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-26
Her facial expression and acts all say "what dad, does this make you mad?"
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-04-26
The homely little kid is also wearing a pentagram pendant that she's tucked in her dress and would wear to piss off her parents and try to look like the cool rebel at her Catholic high school. Yeah, we're all "jealous", Anthony.
1 walt_jenkins_ 2019-04-26
The contrast of their facial expressions is the most cringey thing about this photo: he's beaming with pride and has a hateable "that'll show em" smirk, while she looks completely drugged up and dead inside.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-04-26
He thought he was such a fucking stud here. I really hope big A snaps on day and caves his face in.
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-04-26
Big a would make a good serial killer if he wasn’t so retarded
1 Antmanhop 2019-04-26
You know he was hoping someone would say " oh you brought your daughter with you" so he could answer " no this is my chick" with that same disgusting look on his face. Nana needs to be put down
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-04-26
I think most people would understand she's too white to be his daughter.
1 quasi100 2019-04-26
He said he brought a 17 year old to his hs reunion and this was asked. He then bragged about how disgusted they looked when he would "make out" in front of them. This and the pediatric ward story are his most treasured memories.
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-04-26
Why would he go to a reunion? He never graduated.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-26
Lol, lotta truckers here that didn't graduate highschool?
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-04-26
"me? oh ive been happily married to a woman my age, i love her more everyday. she's my best friend. we had 2 sons. we have our 1st grandkid now too. they're all doing great in life. they'll be looking after us when we retire. family is such a blessing isnt it Anthony? Anthony i think your teenage girlfriend was just sick on the floor.."
1 evil-nick 2019-04-26
why the fuck does he always stand like that, like hes clenching to holding in a massive duke....
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-26
You try having a vibrating egg up your ass and let's see your totally normal stance
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-26
I thought you were supposed to open it and fuck it?
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-26
That's only in case some little blabbermouth starts telling stories about what was or wasn't jammed up your assh
1 McGowan9 2019-04-26
Because he's a little twerp. He's literally 5'6. He thinks if he stands ramrod straight like one of the "puppets" he loved playing with as a little sissy boy then he can eke out another inch and pass for a small man.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-04-26
I think this little lady wouldn't be so dour if a 6'1" specimen was standing beside her.
1 Crosbyc 2019-04-26
He's got a real weekend at Bernie's vibe with that fucked up posture
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-26
Like a doll’s eyes
1 notasodomite 2019-04-26
Nice barely standing, half cut posture, shitdick.
1 DildoRenter 2019-04-26
/r/subtledildo
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-26
You guys are all just jealous, doesn't she look thrilled to be there with him?
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-26
He robbed the cradle for his girlfriend and the grave for his suit.
1 WhereTheShitComesOut 2019-04-26
Suit up.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-26
Wasn’t this for her prom?
1 McGowan9 2019-04-26
I was never clear on that. Seem to remember him saying he went to her senior prom and took her to his high school reunion.
Remember him and fag Norton chuckling it up about how creeped out her teachers and classmates were by his mere presence while Opie struggled to contain his disgust. If I remember right he was either asked to leave or not even allowed in in the first place.
His "cool story, bro" retelling of his high school reunion (never even knew dropouts got an invite) was equally as embarrassing. He seemed to think a bunch of his fellow 55 year olds would be impressed by him turning up with a mentally imbalanced 4 with a huge beak and the posture of a question mark. Because, you know, she's 17. No, you gross old faggot. If you turned up with a hot 25 year old, that's one thing. Not some emotionally scarred kid.
Patrice was right. He really just should've been put to sleep.
1 obscurity-for-all 2019-04-26
This chick was the prom one.
Apology girl.
He took some other 17 yr old to his reunion and she ended up in the pediatric ward. To my knowledge no one ever located a picture on that one.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-26
His reunion
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-04-26
Yes, and they completely creeped out the people there and refused to let Anthony in, and turned them away at the door. Anthony bragged about it on the show. Any human being with a sense of decency would be ashamed of themselves and realize what a disgrace they are. Not Anthony.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-26
Cumias aren’t people!
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-04-26
"Omg why did she bring her great grandma to the prom? Yuck" - one of the chaperones
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-26
Move the chair and shut the closet door at least, you tacky idiot.
1 Lemmy46 2019-04-26
Does he have real long creep nails on that right hand?
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-26
Cumia with his mail order Lithuanian bride.
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-04-26
It's even more depressing than that painting of the old farmer and his wife standing in front of their house.
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-26
I always enjoy looking at that royal scepter fist of hers.
1 uniformed-gaming 2019-04-26
She has the lifeless expression of a prostitute
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-26
That is fear
1 SkypeFuckingSucks 2019-04-26
Ant literally looks like a cadaver
1 Sicogon 2019-04-26
I guess this is where I brag about my greatest accomplishment in life
1 DennisFalcoon 2019-04-26
This comment is perhaps the hardest I've ever laughed at this sub.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-26
lol what a loser
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-04-26
She looks like a hostage.
1 fish_flower 2019-04-26
just a young lady taking her nana out to eat, someone has to feed her.
1 PissedOffPedro 2019-04-26
Toight
1 placermutka 2019-04-26
Of her own free will. Right gang?