Incapable of experiencing joy.

What a big dumb retard.

Of course he had to stop by the bar.

How does he not notice how bad of a look that is? It’s douchey to constantly post pics of yourself drinking at 21, but it’s just sad when you’re 40. Grow up, child.

I already spoiled the movie for him so this is his way of saying "I don't care, child"

No. Effect. On. Their. Lives.

He had nothing to do with this statement you're misconstruing you delusional faggot 😂

Again, the original statement was that faggots typing on a message board has no effect, not that people couldn't go actively harass and interfere with businesses.

the original statement was that faggots typing on a message board has no effect

you've made a folly

Not as big as the one his parents made.

I noticed the ring straight away. What a pathetic faggot.

I was a comic book nerd in the 90s, when it wasn't popular and liking comic books got your ass kicked a lot. I miss those days.

Me too dawg, early 90s. Now it’s beyond gay to have interest in that shit.

Don't kid yourself. It was always gay

We’re all gay here, right?

Right, but not all of us kid ourselves about it

Gotta go to the one that serves alcohol.

I don't blame him there, it will be tough to sit through a children's movie without it.

Children’s movie? There’s violence and explosions in this, idiot.

That's the fucking bar he's always hanging out at, Hooligans. He tagged himself at the theater before he even got there.

That theater still serves booze.

Ooo, we got a local here, eh?

Nah. Just knew he couldnt be without alcohol.

I doubt that fucking faggot even drinks much. He seems like the kind of guy that shits himself after a sixpack.

What the fuck kind of shape would you call that torso

double stuffed bratwurst?

Grotesque

Nodicahedron

reverse hourglass

Entire weekend glass shape

The Milwaukee Beer n Brat

“Out of”

Nice bullfrog neck, child.

“Hehehehe did you see Captain America fly”

“Hehehe look at Iron Man what a cool and rich guy!!!”

“Omg I love these movies so much!!!”

The dude behind him is about to push his stool in.

In either sense of that phrase.

Suck that gut in, fatso

Captain Hamerica

That ring and watch are completely irremovable at this point. I’d be surprised if he had any circulation at all

Imagine being over the age of 12 and being excited about a superhero movie.

I bet he'll cry at Ironman's funeral scene. Fucking fat faggot.

How many chins does one person need??

He should donate one to worm.

He's really aging quit rapidly this year

His hair is starting to look like dryer lint.

Your basic bar brawler. Hate to tangle with such a specimen.

"Get a picture of me with my thumbs up, so I can post how excited I am for this movie. No, I have to be in the picture."

Why does the Blob from X-men have an avengers outfit?!

Do you also have Finding Nemo bedsheets and Dora the Explorer bandaids you manchild?

Dora bandaids actually sound kinda cute

“I’m not fat, child - that’s why I only have two equally sized rolls of flab where my chin should be and a body like a large sack of sausage meat.”

Someone should really shoot the target on his shirt.

I never realized it was possible to be a fat husk of a man.

I buy Godzilla toys but even I think he's a colossal tool

Imagine going to the movies, only to go to the new bar section because you're a fat alcoholic

If he raised his arms up, that shirt go above his giant belly button

This man has said he benches 250lbs before, in response to a question he asked himself