Yes, I'm sure the bellows of a failed writer sitting at a bar with a laptop making sure everyone hears him say "I'm working on my next novel!" are probably even more deafening.

22  2019-04-25 by RoliMosimann

28 comments

"Can I get another round of Bacon-Cheese Poppers? I'm working on the next great American novel over here."

The Great Fatsby

Bennigan's Quake

What a smug, self important asshole. Fuck that guy

Taking pictures, fucking creep. I’m sorry nobody in your insurance office knows or cares when your birthday is.

I didn't even think about that part. What kind of socially disfunctional asswipe snaps pictures of strangers at a restaurant? I hope the next time he tries it, he gets Cumia'd. Not that he'd have the spine to snap a pic of a group of black people without their consent.

Niki’s probably working late, bringing home the mortgage payment. This fat piece of shit is trawling fast casual restaurants creeping on slightly legal skanks.

If I were her, I’d be looking for a divorce attorney. And getting the tubes tied.

He would give them his phone.

Adrienne’s screams of ecstasy when Jonathan bottomed out were likely louder.

U/patrickstomlinson, SamGPHX raises an interesting question that a “political firebrand” such as yourself can answer: what was louder, these women at lunch or your ex-wife getting turned into a cock puppet by Jonathan?

The masterful brevity of a seasoned comic.

1 like in two hours. And he thinks he's famous.

How dare you shame this group of women while they're out enjoying a nice meal u/patrickstomlinson. A true misogynist, makes me sick.

He only had the balls because it's all white women. He lives in Milwaukee, I'd love to see him try this shit with a group of loud black guys.

They're back at his house for the gangbang. He's only allowed to watch if he sells 100 copies of his books.

He's always had a problem with women. He endorsed beating them if they wear red hat's and even got multiple Twitter bans and Facebook bans for his violent threats.

And yet, these women look like 99% of his followers on social media. He should have waltzed over there and said "Trump is a rapist buy my book!"

The best part is, this post was made directly after a post of him parking his faggoty scooter. That means this friendless loser was eating at a restaurant by himself, no doubt with his laptop out so everyone could see him working on his screenplay as he sits alone.

I wish he got sniped at that table like in Boardwalk Empire.

How dare public be in public. Stay home stupid.

Nice double public, public.

Oh, sweet menopausal child

Yeah god forbid people eat at a restaurant that's so disrespectful to the loser at the bar with the laptop working on his 8th pint

He has almost 1,000 Instagram posts so it’s definitely not a new account, yet he hasn’t even reached 400 followers.

What a famous, well respected author.

Those people couldn't possibly look more quiet or courteous. What a lying sack of shit.

What a fucking dickhead this guy is. He really makes me sick worst than everyone except for maybe Jim. Joe is downright charming compared to this psychopath.

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