You are still reeling from the Rocket’s wrath. Back when I believed in something your body hit the canvas and your spirit has never recovered. I watch you from the rafters, I’m like a cat with a mouse. I could lower the boom on you any time I want, but why not make you suffer? The Rocket once tried to show you the error of your ways, but you chose to romance the dregs of society. You get what you deserve, doughey...eventually, we all get what we deserve.
You should be banned for being a desperate pervert and also for posting animal abuse photos. I’ve decided nobody likes you and your beyond saving. It is official.
Are you 15 or did you just never grow out of your, “if I act like this people will think I’m interesting,” phase? Also, no one wants to see pictures of dead animals, you fucking dolt.
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1 JansHammer 2019-04-23
you seem like a cool person.
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
I am a cool person, but I’m also creepy and a weirdo.
1 call_me_winston 2019-04-23
its not wanting to fuck linzbella thats the problem, its that you thought nobody would find out
text bitches like everyone's watching
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
I really don’t give a fuck
1 call_me_winston 2019-04-23
you care and want your friends to absolve you
dont make me call you a cumia
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
Friends? LOL.
1 call_me_winston 2019-04-23
this is going great
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
The longer this goes on, the more I want this insecure poser run off of this sub.
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-04-23
Fawk
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-04-23
That's why you keep posting about it. Just like how Joe and Fatrick don't give a fuck about this sub.
1 nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-23
here, let me give you some more attention
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
And why do you post dumb shit on the internet?
1 TheRocketRosenthal 2019-04-23
You are still reeling from the Rocket’s wrath. Back when I believed in something your body hit the canvas and your spirit has never recovered. I watch you from the rafters, I’m like a cat with a mouse. I could lower the boom on you any time I want, but why not make you suffer? The Rocket once tried to show you the error of your ways, but you chose to romance the dregs of society. You get what you deserve, doughey...eventually, we all get what we deserve.
Quote The Rocket, Nevermore.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-23
Nice run in by The Rocket.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-23
I like The Rocket's new dark, brooding persona.
1 TheRocketRosenthal 2019-04-23
You have always been a friend, Abe. Thank you. I know that, even in the darkness, I can count on you.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-23
I'll always believe in you, Rocket.
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1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRzlha-tZS4
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-23
Your wife cheated because you gave her a hard time about her butthole hair
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
Goddammit. Now it all makes sense.
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-23
Youre just mad were jerking nit to AOC instead of you
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-23
Just make an alt and get on with your life. Jesus.
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
Why? Honestly. Why should I do that?
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-23
Because you can’t seem to let this go and constantly are bringing it up. We got it, stupid.
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
Constantly? It happened yesterday, stupid.
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
Yes, and you haven't shut the fuck up since. Go back to posting infrequently, as usual.
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
Ok fine. Whatever you say, Frank.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-23
Because everyone is sick of you
Nobody wants to give you any more attention over this.
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
You’ll know it’s me. I only have like three jokes.
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-23
You should be banned for being a desperate pervert and also for posting animal abuse photos. I’ve decided nobody likes you and your beyond saving. It is official.
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
You’re probably right.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-23
What the fuck did I miss?
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-04-23
Here dear, glorious mod:
https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bg7rof/john_dough_911s_messages_pt_1/
https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bg7vxe/john_doughs_wife_cheated_on_him/
https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bg7xc3/so_100_days_ago_but_john_dough_was_thinking_about/
https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bg7whx/john_dough_and_the_wife_even_steven/
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-23
Holy fucking shit. May God have mercy on his soul.
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-23
absolute heathen
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-23
I’ve become the voice of love and reason, and representative of our blessed Lord. Thank you for asking, bless your soul.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-23
I'm glad you cleaned up your act, sport. I hope your mother is doing well.
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-23
she’s resting.
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-23
You can make an alt, or lay low for a week until we move on.
You kinda like the attention. You are a fucking simp.
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
It's like he thinks if he keeps addressing it ad nauseam, it's going to hypnotize us into believing that he doesn't care
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-23
It's too late for contrition, pal.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-23
Are you 15 or did you just never grow out of your, “if I act like this people will think I’m interesting,” phase? Also, no one wants to see pictures of dead animals, you fucking dolt.
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
It’s all for my own amusement. I find it funny.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-04-23
that's enough out of you
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-23
Go fuck a slug and start your own Opie & Anthony Subreddit.
fag.
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2019-04-23
You’re just fucked in the head
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
Agreed
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-04-23
It's really not a big deal
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
A few of these people disagree with you.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-04-23
Well, that's because you won't let it go. Take your lumps, life will go on.