What's the difference between Patrick and an adult hippopotamus?

67  2019-04-23 by CrackerGoodyear

The hippopotamus can go within 500 yards of elementary schools and isn't currently on probation for attempting to rape his neighbors dog. Also, about 4 pounds. (ba dum tss)

13 comments

1  call_me_winston 2019-04-23

whats the difference between patrick s tomlinson and and jeffrey dahmer

jeffrey dahmer only raped and mutilated adults

1  CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SVe1D7er-U

1  call_me_winston 2019-04-23

fuck you that hurt my ears

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-04-23

The hippo doesn’t hate black people

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-23

Yes it does. It murders people all the time and then leaves their corpses to rot in the sun. Those are black people.

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-04-23

A hippo kills anyone who gets in its way, it doesn’t have any special hatred for black skin like Fatrick does

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-23

Hippos aren't faggots

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-23

Hippo teeth have less gaps inbetween them

1  pithypariah 2019-04-23

An adult male hippo knows how to keep his female for life.

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-23

Hippos have my respect and could fuck me up?

1  Superbad415 2019-04-23

I don’t think the hippo would be allowed In a residential, let alone a school district.

1  CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-23

True, but I doubt there are several petitions and court orders preventing said hippo from at least trying.

1  joecumialikestofelch 2019-04-23

Hippos actually kill.

Get it he’s a hack comic?