This is how stupid Anthony is

91  2019-04-23 by Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly

He had an online community filled with thousands of either current or former fans, all of us potential subscribers to Cumclown Media.. but instead of taking criticism like a grown man and listening to what people wanted to hear on his goofy little show he threw a fit like a petulant child, hurled a bunch of playground insults, took his ball and went home to have his balls tongue-washed by Joe, Big A and Pat from Moonachie. Now his Alexa ranking and subscriber count is plummeting like Congress' approval rating, his entire operation is being mismanaged by a down-syndrome former cop with 0 experience in running an online streaming service, and every single one of his former fans with few exceptions dedicate large portions of their day to tormenting him on a subreddit that used to be an Anthony fan site.

Ain't it fun?

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Good one

Tssss

We don't make baby noises here.

Heh

"Now his Alexa ranking and subscriber count is plummeting like Congress' approval rating,"

nice analogy, stupid.

And that's, the Congress raaaaaag!

Sorry, I meant to say his subscriber count is dropping like you drop to your knees when presented with a big juicy cock to suck. Better?

Better?

Not by much

Anthony Cumia is so stupid, what is he, a Republican????

Hey but if pro is the opposite of con, then progress is the opposite of...... ;)

This is 99% of entertainers. The second fans don't like the product they snap and start insulting them.

Remember when the Sopranos' writers basically called us morons for supporting their show for a decade and expecting an actual ending? Most "artists" are pretentious little cunts who assume everything they touch is solid gold.

The sopranos ending was truly the biggest cop out of any hit show ever. They couldn't find a way to please or shock the audience so they went the lazy route. "Find your own meaning maaaaaaan". This is why I still think Breaking Bad is the #1 TV show ever. They had a plan and they knew how to end it.

I just finished Boardwalk Empire and I think that show has one of the better endings. Perfectly fit the tone and themes of the show and gave Nucky exactly what he deserved.

Breaking Bad had a great ending too, I agree. The worst thing I’ve seen people say is that it wrapped up too neatly, which is very light criticism imo.

It's a pretty gay show occasionally (literally) but Six Feet Under probably had the best ending of any show I've seen.

I cried like a faggot for that finally, and the episode when Nate died.

The Wire is better than any of them.

Hi Jim

The final season with the fake homeless serial killer is pretty retarded though.

By that time the show was so in love with itself, they thought the newspaper/serial killer story line was "brilliant"

They may have kept it open-ended in case they got a Sopranos movie together.

Breaking Bad introduced a gang of evil Nazis in the last few episodes that brought everyone back together, and allowed its antihero to be the good guy and then also be punished for his crimes. Talk about a cop out.

Breaking Bad introduced a gang of evil Nazis in the last few episodes that brought everyone back together, and allowed its antihero to be the good guy and then also be punished for his crimes. Talk about a cop out.

Blame AMC.

"The Walking Dead" and "Breaking Bad" were both on the chopping block because AMC didn't have a lot of money to spend and "Mad Men" was their priority.

Due to this, the writers of "Breaking Bad" basically wrapped up the story with Season 4. That's why Season 5 feels like it's "tacked on" to the end, because it is.

I'd say that Breaking Bad is probably the best TV show of all time IF you just skip season five entirely.

In that context, I think the last episode of season four might be one of the best endings to a movie or TV show ever. It was just really satisfying, it really felt like Walt might not make it. And Gus Fringe is an amazing villain, right up there with Darth Vader.

For what it’s worth, I loved Breaking Bad, I just think it wrapped itself up too nicely. But I’m also the kind of homo who likes ambiguity in my art, maaaaaaaan.

I'd love it if they did a reboot and did it from the perspective of Gus Fringe. I think he was arguably the most heroic person in the story.

Why - because the Nazis took the...

cop

out

?

The ending was a clever, original take on killing off the main character of a show that was set up and foreshadowed throughout the final three seasons, you boob.

The ending was a clever, original take on killing off the main character of a show that was set up and foreshadowed throughout the final three seasons, you boob.

Agree 100%. It was obvious what happened; it boggles my mind that people couldn't get it.

I think it's one of the best death scenes, because it's just so damn mundane, just like in real life.

Sopranos is for boomer wannabe wop gangster faggots

People who idolize Tony Soprano are even bigger retards than people who idolize Tony Montana.

People idolize him? I mean don't get me wrong I love the sopranos but I thought most people liked watching a bunch of guineas wop it up.

Im a fag that likes mob shit in general, but there probably are people who do idolize Tony. Just look at Zoomers who idolize Ruskis squatting and drinking vodka, and type random shit like "cyka bkyatt xD". People are fucking retarded.

Most "artists" are pretentious little cunts who assume everything they touch is solid gold.

I do a lot of work in Hollywood. Imagine dealing with hundreds of these primadonnas every month. It's not just the people in front of the camera that are narcissists, the entire industry is rife with them.

I agree will all that except the Pat bashing. I still like u/PatBattle1

I agree with all that except the Pat bashing. I still like u/PatBattle1

I still like u/PatBattle1

Everybody does.

Pat's gimmick is an O&A superfan, not that it's Pat from Moonachie.

Lies. As you can see, r/TACN is a very large and active community of CP Media fans and Anthony has never been happier. He's still hilarious, damnit!!

Went over there and 90% of the posts are about how the network doesn't work for subscribers. How many years has he had to get that shit show together

That's funny. That place is 4 years old and has 1/4 of the subscribers as this week old sub.

He could have just easily listened to fans. Maybe even asked some for help. It wouldn’t have been embarrassing. Everyone knew he never ran a streaming network before. There was a time people would have lined up to offer help for free even.

He had so much goodwill to burn after the first Greggshells video.. this entire sub was in lockstep behind him. It really is amazing to me how far he's fallen since then.. he went from the most beloved person in the O&A universe to the most hated in 3 years time, and the only explanation is sheer incompetence and the fact that he really is an awful person with no redeeming qualities

I'm tellin' Ant to go back, to the way he used to be.

He's still hilarious

he went from the most beloved person in the O&A universe to the most hated in 3 years time, and the only explanation is sheer incompetence and the fact that he really is an awful person with no redeeming qualities

Anthony Cumia is basically that guy that we've all worked with, the dude who shows up late and leaves early and shows up hungover, but somehow does incredible work IF his manager rides his ass.

Should have hired the guys that set up Art Bell's short lived Midnight in the Desert. Shit was pretty good and reliable for an internet streaming show operating as if it was radio.

I still listen to old art bell shows from time to time.

Me too. I got, I think, the definitive torrent. I always wanted to stream it on YouTube like Braun does O&A, but I'm guessing the Jews take them down if no one else is doing it.

I wonder if he envisioned talking to Z list comedians and fake laughing while he popped xans and drank himself to death when he decided to tweet about his failed creepshot of a prostitute

Dude put his podcast behind a paywall on his own website and does virtually no advertisement whatsoever. Also to show off how nigga rich he is, he added a bunch of expensive useless shit for his podcast like studio lighting like it's a fucking FOX News set, an entire staff that he cannot afford complete with a green room and engineering room like it's SiriusXM. Meanwhile Rogan's podcast is literally just a table, mics, and a tricaster.

And Ant showed his face. Big mistake. You're a radio personality, dumbass. Do radio, not a fucking television show. God. What the fuck is wrong with these idiots.

Ant's sense of humor took a nosedive after he had to focus on how he looked on video, as opposed to just fucking talking. Fuck he's ugly too.

Showing your face isn't a big deal, but showing your (offensively ugly) face in a brightly lit room in front of a green screen that is twice the resolution of you the and guest?... that's just a bad idea.

Ant should be in a dark room like their actual SiriusXM office, or even the Chip podcast. That's the only appropriate place for him.

Compound Media is the perfect example of sunk cost fallacy ruining a business: https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/tools/lp/Bo/LogicalFallacies/173/Sunk-Cost-Fallacy

The greenscreen view of the city looks SO bad and SO fake. His set would look 100x better if he just made it look like an actual radio studio. He should be doing mobile broadcasts of interesting places and people (the one thing Opie is nailing btw), and cut the fucking politics.

He can't do a lot of on-location stuff or else his shakes ramp up.

Last time Anthony tried that some black hookers beat him up.

Imagine being a guest for Nana's network and sitting behind a sad desk with the world's ugliest man and nothing but a green screen. There is zero ambience or any kind of "feel" towards that studio because he broke it down to it's most essential engineering components. All you have is a geriatric cackling in front of a bright green screen like some kind of fever dream.

YES. I always thought that seeing pictures of the studio with the green screen. It just seems like it would be an off-putting environment to hang out in and have a good time.

Hes a fucking nobody that needs to impress people with a facade of gadgets to get them to talk.

He even dogpiled on Opie with the Torpid Sloth shirts thinking that he was invincible from the sub, but honestly it's been a lot more fun bashing the Cumia family than it ever was Opie and his lovely breasts.

Even Luis J Gomez could do a better job than Keith, but Ant would prefer an inexperience crooked cop

How did he take his ball and go home?

I mean, Dani did take his gun.

Not only that, but that online community of former fans is a consistent source of fucking hilarious original content. You know, something that might make a video podcast a little more entertaining. Something to talk about other than FBI crime stats.

But nope. Anthony was drowning and put up a $5k bounty to get rid of the only lifeline he had left.

He tried listening to the fans when he brought on Redbar, but Keith sabotaged the whole relationship over Joey Mattresses.

"Cumclown Media" oof

I mean I agree with you. He's a fucking faggot that ignored his fans and chose to awkwardly stare down a camera and talk about FBI crime stats and Columbo over being funny, but your jokes were also awful and I hope you know that.

Comparing waning Cumia interest to Congress is a low blow to Congress friend.

To be fair to Keith, he's a borderline genius when it comes to securing cheese pizza for nana.

who the fuck would shut down a podcast network for a week because of 'Vacation' People actually pay money every month for this crap and you're going to shut down? They couldn't have the studio opened while ant and keith are in the fucking Bahamas or whatever? I wonder how many people ended their subscription over this.

He can always take out a third mortgage on the Compound

He should've fired Keith for fucking up with LoS and hired Luis to take his place.

All Anthony had to do was laugh and say “yeah that fuckin stunk” and everyone would have moved on. Instead this bitter old hack tried to wage a war with a tiny corner of the internet and LOST. He isn’t funny anymore. Bye Nana.

All Ant had to do was buy some basic equipment for less than a grand and go to comedy clubs and record him talking with comedians after their sets...what a fag.

he raged quit before even all the trans stuff. he was purely mad because he was receiving legitimate constructive criticism from his potential audience. retard

He isn't working for some scumbag ac repair company. The harder he works the more money he can make but despite that he's still as lazy as he was at Sirius. When his idiot employee forgot to record he said 10 minutes after every show for 2 weeks and was too lazy to do that. Forget recording another episode. Want a week off? Just tell your subs to suck a dick and deal with 1/4 of a months content lost. It's amazing he still has subs

Talking about Alexa rankings is the textbook definition of being an elderly geriatric fuck.