The part when the protagonist taught the gender-non-conforming alien child to play, "Hide my rocket ship," was a surprising twist, especially considering that up to that point, he had always killed his victims before raping them.
Very important, although not in the way you may think. The "Gate" is actually a metaphor for the hymen of the protagonist's daughter. The "Crasher" is, you guessed it!
26 comments
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-04-23
Does purchasing a work by Patrick Tomlinson automatically put you on some sort of sex offender watchlist?
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-23
The forms are included with each purchase!
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-23
Why are you still alive.
You know what you have to do.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-23
Because if that talentless faggot can make even one dollar off his shitty book, anything is possible!
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-04-23
How'd you like the parts with the child molestation?
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-23
The part when the protagonist taught the gender-non-conforming alien child to play, "Hide my rocket ship," was a surprising twist, especially considering that up to that point, he had always killed his victims before raping them.
1 Mintwa 2019-04-23
If anyone wants a good deal DM me I have a few sites that have it on sale.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-23
Deep discount?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-23
Thank YOU deep discount
1 Bennieand 2019-04-23
Is it true the words “nigger” and “cum” are said nearly 300 times in the book?
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-23
More like 3,000! Chapter 12, "I Hate Niggers" is just the phrase, I hate niggers, written over 400 times.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-04-23
I mean, maybe Patrick isn't so bad.
1 Midian9876 2019-04-23
I think he actually has that tandem of words 300 times in one paragraph.
1 GWARscientist 2019-04-23
How important is the Gate?
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-23
Very important, although not in the way you may think. The "Gate" is actually a metaphor for the hymen of the protagonist's daughter. The "Crasher" is, you guessed it!
His penis.
1 Terahite 2019-04-23
I do enjoy a good twist.
1 crookedmile 2019-04-23
What's your honest assessment of Gate Crashers?
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-23
Dunno, didn't actually read it! I'm just lonely and desperate for attention, no matter the cost or degree of humiliation!
1 crookedmile 2019-04-23
The joke is indeed on me then
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-23
Faggot
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-23
your being redundant at this point
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-23
u/JohnDough911
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
What?
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-23
you are onto something
if i could read a some of his books without having to pay id love to enjoy finding the lifted jokes and plot lines plus and cringe worthy dialogue
if anyone wants to dm me the pdf’s thats on them, id never sanction that kind of behavior personally
1 cardaderdention 2019-04-23
did you have nothing else better to do?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-23
Do you feel the urge to fornicate with children of your same sex child?