Small tits. Hairy butthole. Smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

2  2019-04-23 by JohnDough911

73 comments

You're the one who wanted her. So what's that say about you?

It says I have a thing for petite sluts.

Arm like a 3rd grade girls Mead notebook cover filled with stickers.

And she dumped you.

Dumped me? We chatted on Reddit a few times.

More like she threw you the occasional pity reply

I guess she did. I didn’t know what was going on. I was surprised she ever replied at all. She will take any attention you give her.

Try and spin it, homo

Ok I’m spinning it dude. You have seen my posts and my messages to her, I assume. What do you got?

you suck

Confirmed

I'm here to support a survivor.

Are you an ally, too?

Her nose has the same ass-crack as her chin.

She also fucked Big A

Please tell me thats just a joke

Nope. Gotta pay your dues if you want to be a part of the compound. That means letting Big A take your cunt, mouth, and ass. It's a known fact.

how long did it buy you there?

I got to watch Ant and Joe sing karaoke for a couple hours

sweet

Confirmed

The shit you were writing to this whore was sickening. You are as emotionally weak as Jim Norton and as sexually pathetic as Bobo and Big A.

Congratulations faggot

Thanks dude!

Trouble in paradise?

Yeah. I think she’s mad at me.

She really fucked Big A? Good God man.

Sounds like a jealous ex online boyfriend

Even worse, little bitch got friend-zoned and sperged out, he wishes he hit that.

I have not messaged her in the last 100 days. It was amusing for a while, but it got boring fast.

Don't half-own this, faggot. Take your licks.

I’ll take it. What do you want? I love this.

Then stop making excuses when someone called you a spurned little bitch.

Have I made any excuses? It’s all true. I deny nothing.

I didn't message her for a hundred days, guys, honest! I got bored quick!

You keep posting gay shit like that in response, that's making excuses. Shut the fuck up and takes your licks.

I am here taking my licks. Bring it.

No, you're not, you're trying to brush it off with your shitty excuses which makes you look like an even bigger cunt.

Excuses. What excuses? I’ve been here all day, responding to every post. Ask me anything, bitch.

We're going in circle now, just shut the fuck up and stop downplayimg it

Ok. I will do that. Have a good night.

Looks like every other skank on the Vegas strip. Don't worry, her boyfriend's band is going to make it big one of these days

This is East Coast trash. This one was shit out of the gutters of Massachusetts.

Brotherman there is no worse look than trying to run down the whore who publicly shamed you. No one cares, stop grabbing for attention before you get your feeling hurt and start crying. She's a whore cool got it. Leave it alone.

Yeah I’ve been crying all day about this whore that shamed me on an obscure subreddit.

Stating a fact doesn't devalue it.

Good point

Shut up baby I know it.

Body like a female goblin from world of warcraft. Probably has the same accent.

You haven't heard this cunt talk? She has an excruciatingly high pipsqueak voice and a shitty Masshole accent.

You haven't heard this cunt talk?

No but I'll keep this in mind if I ever need that last push to end it all.

This will certainly help, unless you go deaf first.

yikes

I can't wait until her kids are gown and google mommys name and find these pics and threads from this place calling her a putrid slut.

There’s no way she fucked big a

She fucked Big A and Bobo. Confirmed.

But she wouldn’t fuck you, stupid.

She probably would

False.

You are an old fat gay cow-eyed slob. Your opinion does not count.

You wanna be apart of this community so bad? Then start spilling some inside info, bovine. Details.

Looks like she's about to pass out from sucking in that gut and still can't hold it all in. Fun Fact: It took the photographer 3 hours to edit out the stretch marks and extra skin sag flab.

Can you keep your spanking material to yourself please

Ok. Sorry about that.

I'd fuck it.

Of course you would.

hey at least I used "it"

Oompa Loompa humanoid lookin

Just imagine all the cum she's eaten at the Compound.

oh no he's trying to neg her now.

Definitely could have found a worse picture...she looks pretty good here

But how come you're a big lady tho?

5 days later and u/JohnDough911 is nowhere to be seen. Pathetic

I’m right here you dumb fuck. What do you me to say?

Really? You're right here? You weren't until literally everybody started trashing you and your retarded ego couldn't handle it. Write another poem to your East Islip wifey, why don't you?