Anyone who travels a lot knows that it’s best to just bring a backpack/briefcase and a carryon suitcase.
This jerkoff is so adamant on showing off a different goofy hat everyday that he’s actually willing to spend the extra time and money to check baggage. And on top of that, he’s got to lug that stupid ass hat shaped case like some old woman. Stupid spic.
I never noticed it before. It just occurred to me to wonder if his "stage name" is supposed to be a play on Mad Hatter. It didn't occur to me before because it's impossible to give a shit about any aspect of him.
He probably stages his posts, carefully choosing what’s visible in the picture, to give appearance of a personality like professional influencers. Does he ever post #ad, though? Because if not, no one is paying him; he’s being a douchebag for free. Which would be sad because if he had a decent following, he would have sponsored posts.
The most puzzling question in the O&A whatever is how this fucking lump of shit is known to more than half a dozen people. And even more puzzling is how someone could think having such a worthless (lack of a) shtick would make for a good foray in the entertainment business.
20 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22
He deserves to be tortured and killed.
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-04-22
stylish hats and accessories will certainly distract from the fact that you’re an obese, ugly, gap toothed, ethnically ambiguous fry cook.
1 Randal_X2 2019-04-22
That's his fervent mantra.
1 DickPrebble 2019-04-22
No, no no. He it is still very apparent that he has all of those attributes.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-22
Bald. Don't forget bald.
1 ChippySez 2019-04-22
I want to snap his fucking pinky off.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-22
Why is this FAGGOT wearing a tuxedo shirt with jeans? Fucking cuban savage.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-22
Have you ever noticed how he has his ciggies in every single picture he takes?
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-04-22
Why is he posing with this starbucks cup?
1 McGowan9 2019-04-22
He wants the world to know he deserves the 700 or so calories in his triple caramel mocha frostino fuckachino
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-04-22
Anyone who travels a lot knows that it’s best to just bring a backpack/briefcase and a carryon suitcase.
This jerkoff is so adamant on showing off a different goofy hat everyday that he’s actually willing to spend the extra time and money to check baggage. And on top of that, he’s got to lug that stupid ass hat shaped case like some old woman. Stupid spic.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-04-22
Your last sentence sums up Carl perfectly.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-22
Mirror selfies are obnoxious when hot young girls do it. When fat bald ugly men do it, it should be a capital offense.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-22
He’s also showing off his Starbucks. He has the social media posts of a 20 year old white girl.
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-22
Worst part is his hat case shaped like a hat
1 packitchofsositch 2019-04-22
I never noticed it before. It just occurred to me to wonder if his "stage name" is supposed to be a play on Mad Hatter. It didn't occur to me before because it's impossible to give a shit about any aspect of him.
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-04-22
Think he ever stops and wonders "Do I look like a complete faggot taking a picture like this?"
1 McGowan9 2019-04-22
I want to Operation Mongoose his cigarettes so they blow his head off next time he lights up.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-22
He probably stages his posts, carefully choosing what’s visible in the picture, to give appearance of a personality like professional influencers. Does he ever post #ad, though? Because if not, no one is paying him; he’s being a douchebag for free. Which would be sad because if he had a decent following, he would have sponsored posts.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-04-22
The most puzzling question in the O&A whatever is how this fucking lump of shit is known to more than half a dozen people. And even more puzzling is how someone could think having such a worthless (lack of a) shtick would make for a good foray in the entertainment business.