In fact, Jonathan's prowess in the trouser department has led to resentment and competitiveness among some of the young pretenders in his community. His legend as "Champion of the Locker Room" has, on more than one occasion, caused the occasional foolhardy fellow to challenge Big Dick Jonathan to an outright and literal dick measuring competition. In each case one of BDJ's buddies has uttered the infamous cry, "Hey Johnny, just take out enough to win."
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1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-22
Jonathan has to buy two belts. One for his pants and one to strap his dong to his leg so he can walk around without scaring people.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-22
I've heard that too.
In fact, Jonathan's prowess in the trouser department has led to resentment and competitiveness among some of the young pretenders in his community. His legend as "Champion of the Locker Room" has, on more than one occasion, caused the occasional foolhardy fellow to challenge Big Dick Jonathan to an outright and literal dick measuring competition. In each case one of BDJ's buddies has uttered the infamous cry, "Hey Johnny, just take out enough to win."