r/opienanthony: I found SpaceEdge hiding out in Los Angeles

1 SibHashian13 2019-04-22

Is that supposed to be be a short sleeve shirt?

1 crookedmile 2019-04-22

No, thats a California king fitted sheet (84" x 72”)

1 alkiefuck 2019-04-22

laffed

1 FatMosque 2019-04-22

It’s what’s known as a Capri shirt

1 fiffy_tiffy 2019-04-22

It will be after he gains another 700 pounds.

1 Sf52016 2019-04-22

God damn that Nigga is fat

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-22

He should become a wigger and do stand up. I heard they have an opening.

1 J-Bradley1 2019-04-22

Ralphie Gay

1 Phkna1 2019-04-22

Big fucking void

1 Phkna1 2019-04-22

Pinette was a fat fuck but he was funny for a clean comic. Science has proven that fat guys are funny, while women are not. Wiggers, however, can die.

1 AntsCamera 2019-04-22

Exactly the kind of guy to be in front of that backdrop.

He would know what to do with those girls, and when the camera went click they ran way and got hand sanitizer.

1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-22

He didn’t care about the women. It’s not why he entered the contest. He was in to win Carl’s Jr. and nothing else.

1 scott__the__dick 2019-04-22

You can see his disappointment

1 lowend73 2019-04-22

Carl's Jr is specifically targeted to an obese consumer, period.

Sure, you can get a Turkey burger. Otherwise it is some monstrosity with a bunch of shit thrown on top

1 McGowan9 2019-04-22

It's no joke that if he was faced with the choice of their naked, oiled asses and pussies or a triple bacon cheeseburger with fries and onion rings, it's not going to be cunt grease on his fingers and chins.

1 nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-22

he's probably dead now
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1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-22

Good

1 timallenonacid 2019-04-22

Why would they give that guy the lunch date, it’s makes there brand looks so bad.

1 McGowan9 2019-04-22

He's their slimmest and most attractive regular customer.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-22

Those chicks are pros

1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-04-22

They got dead eyes, like a dolls eyes

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-22

Ok, Ant

1 Quackafella_Records 2019-04-22

Most whores do

1 LamarThePotato 2019-04-22

They are hosting a "Lunch Date" at Carl's Jr. next to a mountain of lard. Give them a break.

1 McGowan9 2019-04-22

They certainly are. It's hard to smile while holding your breath.

1 Phkna1 2019-04-22

Models do a lot of drugs

1 clotinmybrain 2019-04-22

Look's like a ball with arms.

1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-04-22

Check out the amateur with only one sharpie

1 qasssssd 2019-04-22

God just look at the complete lack of emotion in their eyes

1 McGowan9 2019-04-22

What do you expect them to be, happy? They both dreamed of landing a rich husband by their late 20s and getting paid to go to lunch and spa days, not posing next to a giant human cheese ball for rent money.

1 scott__the__dick 2019-04-22

Among other great specimen https://imgur.com/gallery/fRdlU

1 alkiefuck 2019-04-22

poor girls, although fuck them for accepting it

1 Cornelius_Vajwort-II 2019-04-22

Nice to see Artie out and about in the third picture

1 late_50s_why 2019-04-22

The fella with belly fat hanging out is worse

1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-22

Minus the last guy on the right, I think they are all tied for absolute worst.

1 bigtitters 2019-04-22

pretty sure that one guy is holding his boner through his sweater pocket