But.... I gave them amnesty.

56  2019-04-20 by HuxleyOverOrwell

15 comments

Uh, sir, could you not vape on the plane? Thanks

Blocked ( from the fire exits)

Nigga, ribs, etc.

Sir, the soda is free. Get your chubby fingers off my cart!

SPACE EDGE NEEDS DOPAMINE!!!

Where is the arm of that chair?

The outside arms aren't retractable, it's deeply embedded somewhere in there.

That’s what I thought. Fuck. Gonna have to burn the whole row, now.

In between two pillows...

That burden on society could never afford to travel on an airplane.

To be fair, 3 seats are more expensive than one.

How angry would you be sitting next to that inflated raft? That plane capsizes, it will sink faster than an anchor.

They actually kicked this dude off the plane. Imagine the look on that tub of shit's face as he was rolling out.

If you are that big and want to fly, they should stick your ass in the baggage compartment on the bottom of the plane. Wildlife rides there, I see no difference when you hit that weight.

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Everyone behind him doesn't get drinks because he couldn't turn down that 5th piece of cake.