REMINDER: These two fatsos dictate who and what you get to joke about in the old sub

107  2019-04-19 by JoesGobletofKidSpit

39 comments

Aww, c'mon man. There's way fatter pictures of SpaceEdge out there

Can't even imagine growing to that age with a face/eyeball like that. I'd kill myself tbh.

All it takes is a couple weeks of wearing an eye patch and eye exercises. Fatty heard "exercise" and said fuck that.

TheToolMan's photo doesn't seem real. Like, it's been confirmed that it's him, but if you posted that without evidence and said "this is the mod" nobody would believe you. It's too stereotypical.

He's so fat and so gay it makes you question reality.

It's like fat suit make-up, like that Jimminy Glick shit

He looks like he should be in a small town pie-eating contest. Lard Ass Hogan lookin ass nigga.

We all know every user here is black including Joe Cumia

I wish I was black between the legs instead of Irish.

It makes you want to second guess your own intuition for being too on the nose.

Exactly. It's like someone googled a picture of "obese guy" and went with the most revolting example. It embarrasses me that I was ever involved with anything that associated me with such a creature.

The fact he would even share an image of himself on the internet when he is such a disgusting beast suggests an immense lack of self awareness

A couple of guys who are ready to take Drumpf down a peg or two

If that really is Toolman than jesus christ...

Nice neck beard, stupid fat faggot

What the fuck is that monster on the left? Is that Toolman?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only tool that fucker ever uses is a fork.

Who woulda thought space queer was the looker.

Fat Chachi.

I can believe I'm actually associated with those turds.. makes me re-think shit for real. 🤔

How many child corpses you think are buried in toolmans parents basement? I haven't seen such a ghoul since big a

ToolMans appearance is so awful I feel bad just looking at it. I feel like putting a napkin over my face so Good can't see my shame.

He really is very unfortunate looking

Holy shit wtf is that thing on the left? Nigga makes Frances from Peewee look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his Mr Olympia days.

Looks like the "Get ready for a surprise!" fat woman mask Arnie wore in Total Recall.

I feel like the morbidly obese are overrepresented on the mid team.

The fat guy from Teen Wolf and Bam Margera.

You forgot.... but more fat, stupid.

The McCalister kids

Don't you just want to grip him by his soft, dainty jowels and give them a shake?

They look like they wheeze Cheeto dust & dried cum.

Can you ban them both from here? I don’t like them now that I know what they look like

nigga lookin like he got cancer and shit

dude on the left looks like a glowworm

Who's the great big bull dyke on the left?

Unpopular opinion: Toolman is a good choice as a mod. Given how he looks, he's never going to be busy with any friends or ladies so he has plenty of time to devote to the sub

What are some of them otha mod's we got? Fatso, Vape thief, Roland look-a-like muthafucka... What are some of them otha mod's we got?

If Paradise PD was live-action Toolman would be Dusty.

Bruce Bogtrotter looking ass bitch.