Hey Ya’ll! I just finished reading No Niggers in Space by Patrick Tomlinson!

83  2019-04-18 by timallenonacid

It’s only the first novel I read by him and I thought it was very poorly written. I did a quick Google to read up on the author and it lead me to ya’ll! Is it true that this man fucks, murders and then fucks again, small preschool children? Thanks in advance.

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Yes. And after he fucks the dead children, he felches the cum out of their shredded assholes.

Ohhhh myyy. I need to find me a new fantasy author! I grabbed another one from the discount bin about a violent retard who has delusions of being a television personality.. sounds a bit like a Scorsese rip-off though! Maybe I’ll head back to the book store tomorrow.

"Moon Crickets: The Shiftless Niggers of Callisto" is much better. The writing still sucks, but his argument for a white ethno-state come across more clearly in the subtext.

Glad you loved Patrick's work, as do we all. Remember to call him by his full name, Patrick S. Tomlinson, so that way google picks up on it and redirects people to our fan page.

y'all is a contraction of 'you' and 'all'

so is calling you winston, you fucking loser.

no its not

He burned you, motherfucker

no he didnt

ya got got, homie

still dont get it

"Hunting the coons from Sector 9" is an awful read from a stylistic point of view, but you can tell the author was enjoying himself whilst writing it.

Its called Star Wars. And Lando is the last of his species.

I heard Patrick made his own revisionist cut. All of Billy Dee’s scenes were deleted and old John Wayne soundbites are dubbed over James Earl Jones

Hey pilgrim I might be hanging with a wookie, but at least there is no more swoogies.

He’s never denied it.