Spending his days arguing with people on social media and his nights getting drunk with senior citizens at the local dive bar. Then he heads back home alone to his bachelor apartment and falls asleep waiting for his microwave pizza to cook. The life of a successful middle aged writer.
Not to go all faggoty but good to see your name here.
Also does anyone find it odd his wife is never in these photos? I'm kidding of course it isn't, she is getting deep ducked while he rants about taxes to old drunks.
Look at his post history. Hes a Packers fan. He definitely lives in Wisconsin and probably is stalking Fatrick. I’ve been to Wisconsin a few times. Hooligans has tremendous wings.
Look at him. He's the drunk annoying cunt propping up the bar. That old bastard just wanted a bowl of chilli and a beer and instead he gets some delusional fat loser talking his ear off. You can see him regretting his choice of seat in this picture.
All joking aside, I am glad that Patrick S. Tomlinson, author of Gate Crashers and other low level sci-fi novels, is unable to access his child. I mean given his well-known predilections and horrific history it's a blessing that poor soul is safe from him.
25 comments
1 soggylefttesticle 2019-04-18
Is that all this loser does is get drunk at bars and chat with old alcoholics?
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-18
I'm sure the old guy really appreciated the life lesson that Patso laid on him.
1 Attonitus1 2019-04-18
Spending his days arguing with people on social media and his nights getting drunk with senior citizens at the local dive bar. Then he heads back home alone to his bachelor apartment and falls asleep waiting for his microwave pizza to cook. The life of a successful middle aged writer.
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-18
Im sure he also puts a couple of hours into playing with his children’s toys.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-18
I'm pretty sure he spends his days arguing with people on social media while getting drunk in a bar too.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-18
Jesus Christ is that a tube tv in that bar? Fuckin’ year is this?
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-18
That's a state of the art Vizio, I'd tell you if it wasn't. Genuinely, I would.
1 Mintwa 2019-04-18
Not to go all faggoty but good to see your name here.
Also does anyone find it odd his wife is never in these photos? I'm kidding of course it isn't, she is getting deep ducked while he rants about taxes to old drunks.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-04-18
I miss them
1 GeneFrom2U 2019-04-18
How dare you besmirch the good name of Hooligan's?
1 Mintwa 2019-04-18
Please tell me this was taken by someone here and we have a man on the inside.
1 soggylefttesticle 2019-04-18
Look at his post history. Hes a Packers fan. He definitely lives in Wisconsin and probably is stalking Fatrick. I’ve been to Wisconsin a few times. Hooligans has tremendous wings.
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-18
I live in Milwaukee and saw him out a few months ago. I actually made my fiance take the pictures because she was seated a little closer.
1 dirtdingo_2 2019-04-18
Do you ever see anyone from Redlettermedia? I'd be starstruck seeing Rich Evans
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-18
I've never watched it.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-18
Genuinely? Would you tell us if you had?
1 McGowan9 2019-04-18
Look at him. He's the drunk annoying cunt propping up the bar. That old bastard just wanted a bowl of chilli and a beer and instead he gets some delusional fat loser talking his ear off. You can see him regretting his choice of seat in this picture.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-04-18
'Tis merely a layer of beer and brat weight from my winter slumber, child. I am clearly not a big fat Midwestern alcoholic stereotype.
1 Midian9876 2019-04-18
I’m moving to Milwaukee in a couple of months. Out of curiosity, which side of town is this?
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-18
This is the East Side, but I live just south of downtown.
1 Midian9876 2019-04-18
I end up taking lots of my tubby Bumble dates down there when I have visited from out of town. Thank you for the creepshots, brotherman.
1 superheater187 2019-04-18
All joking aside, I am glad that Patrick S. Tomlinson, author of Gate Crashers and other low level sci-fi novels, is unable to access his child. I mean given his well-known predilections and horrific history it's a blessing that poor soul is safe from him.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-04-18
I hope Jackie punched him in his fat face.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-18
Poor old guy just trying to drink away his remaining years in peace and this chubby faggot waltzes in.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-18
That looks like a man who is cruising for sex. I hope Nikki gets tested 😥