That’s a Trivigo guaranteed booking rate I haven’t reserved, buddy.

I actually like Rollins but these have me in tears laughing.

I read his books in college and liked them. While it was over a decade ago, I still want to kill myself with a rusty hammer.

I wake up on the right side of the bed after 7 hours and 15 minutes of sleep. I walk to my refrigerator and pour myself an 8 ounce cup of coffee. After listening to 47 covers of b-side new wave albums from 1984 while taking meticulous notes, I take a sip of my coffee. It lasts me through the day. I don't need any mind-altering substance to enjoy life. I am my own man.

I love these, so fucking stupid it’s great.

Why you keep your coffee in the fridge weirdo?

Because society wants you to keep it in a coffee maker

it is left over from yesterday's coffee. I cannot drink it too fast or else It will alter my state of mind. That is not a good place to be.

I can respect that. Sorry sir.

Have you considered a meeting?

Why don't you just tell everyone?

Henry Norton

replace that with being hungover or strung out and getting on the ona sub to read and shitpost and you have the average r/ona poster

I want to call you a faggot, but this I cannot deny

I don't own a TV. I also don't own the internet or a toaster. They're all just distractions from what really matters in life. But hey I don't judge. Judging other people is a closet I won't hide in.

Who is this lesbo?

lesbo? heh i wish, women are superior to men, got it?!

anyway, i enjoy punk-ROCK despite the fact i'm probably 70? Like Patso says, age is but a number, hah.

How tall are you, though?

So what if I'm 5'2"? Height equating intimidating is just a bogus byproduct of toxic masculinity perpetuated by this bafflingly male-run world.

Now let me flex and stare aggressively at you until you listen to my opinions.

Totally agree, I’m just used to seeing posts from some fucking misogynist prick who’s always babbling about being 6’1” and paying for everything CASH.

Women are so superior to men that Rollins took the "decision" to find them physically revolting

Jamie Lee Curtis

I'm not tastin' that rainbow

You could lose friends or social capital for saying this.

He's got a message to all those little boys who have a problem with women expressing their sexual agency in alternative ways: Watch it. Or else. Or else what? You don't want to know. You do? Too bad.

If his best friend was killed by a pack of niggers, he probably deserved it.

That GREEN thing he wore today was enough!

you know i'm surprised the Gayness of Mel saying that was glossed over so quickly

Dead friend jokes? That’s a rose-garden that I just won’t bury my ex in!

Who has that YouTube link of someone doing an impression of this tool?

don't get your hopes up, it's been removed i think, i've searched all over but can't find it :'(

Goddamn it. It was so well done

lel nevermind somehow found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlNfo1tgXM

"sodomy feels good...and you should try it!"

Haha thank you. Henry Rollins is such a douche

"are you man enough to go extinct?!"

anything for a brothaman

Nice fake last name, stupid.

literally laughed

anyway, i see guys like you all the time, you really think your tough?

i hate and rape guys like you, "what's for breakfast" the guards ask, i say "i'm full" because i've had you!

make fun of me again and it's the last joke you're tellin' buster

The fact that he no longer works out and looks weaker than Norton's ejaculations pleases me greatly.

He Still has that hard look while he looks like just a middle aged guy

Dude is pushing 60. Nothing middle aged about him

eh, close enough, wasn't sure if Old guy was appropriate in age or appearance really. But he definitely looks like a mediocre 50s guy

I've never understood the necessity some feel toward maintaining the illusion of youth. I'd never douse my hair with chemicals and dye in a losing effort to push back the tides of decay. While my follicles hold on to my scalp for dear life I take solace that my hair and I like Dylan Thomas before us are both waging a war against that good night. We DO NOT GO GENTLE. No sir we do.

Fuck that, shave it all off. Hair is for the weak, a societal hindrance weighing us all down, figuratively and literally. That's a buy one pair of shoes, get the second pair of shoes half off deal that I shan't be a participant in.

Out of shape tough guy

Henry Rollins used to date Bob Mould from Husker Du.

Husker See, Husker Du

SODOMY FEELS GOOD AND YOU SHOULD TRY IT

Let's quote the video we all just watched, that'll be funny

I got banned from the O&A sub, boys.

A man with his money should be able to get those Mickey mouse prison tats figured out. He probably keeps them that way because he's a faggot hipster and thinks its ironically cool.

Individually placed penices.

Nice cleft chin, stupid.

Nice crooked nose, stupid.

I fail to see what this has to do with the Opie and Anthony radio show

The subs passed you by.

That's an action figure I'm not gonna take out of the package, pal

Brother Joe playing backup rhythm guitar in his new cosplay band Black Fag.

i know i do go on about this quite a bit, but when i learned his dad was a jew from russia a lot of his personality started to make more sense

And why he hates him so bad.

Heard you've been poking fun at a man for his physically deformed eyes? I don't have any physical deformations myself, that's a refraction test I'm not allowed to take.

*Hey, I threw my best friend in front of the gunman in a stickup and ran the other way like a scared fucking bitch in heels.*

What's worse is there were native American LBGT and we took their caves of secrecy away.

This is one of my favorite bits on this sub, ever. I don't know who started it but I hope it never stops.