Sam Roberts

1  2019-08-15 by suirogerg

Your mom is a cunt and your brother is a mo. Your hair is receding at an alarming rate, and your beard looks like you put your pubes onto your awful face with glue. Your voice is awful, and painful to listen to.

25 comments

1  StentFeznor 2019-08-15

You forgot to mention his rodent teeth.

1  suirogerg 2019-08-15

Also, Sam: you have rodent teeth.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-08-15

Boom. Roasted.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-08-15

Just like your tribe.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-08-15

Haha his brother is gay

1  SteakSauce66 2019-08-15

Worst thing you can say about a man.

1  late_50s_why 2019-08-15

It’s no man nor human, gays are not people is what I am trying to say

1  SpaceEdgesDom 2019-08-15

Lotta fawkin problems in that gene pool sniff

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-15

For real how creepy is it that Sam's mom stored his hair?

Absolute nightmare material....

Nyehehehe your mom didn't store your cut hair in a box?

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-08-15

Jim's mom used to keep his poops in jars in their basement

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-15

The worst thing about this comment is that I don't know whether it's a bit or not

That Norton has some real problems mannn

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-08-15

That's the scary part brothaman.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-08-15

Found Kevin Pollak's Reddit handle.

1  Persianschlong 2019-08-15

The worst possible voice imaginable for radio. Piece of shit chimp lookin dipshit

1  KillerCroc1618 2019-08-15

This was quite poetic. You ought to look into getting this published.

1  suirogerg 2019-08-15

This reads like Sam’s brand of “sarcasm”.

1  AnthonyCumio 2019-08-15

He stinks and I don't like him.

1  Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-08-15

He also drove a man to suicide and he's a huge faggot.

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1  McGowan9 2019-08-15

Also his dad is some weird old fucker who eats raw potatoes like apples and has a handlebar moustache like a bender from the 1970s.

1  Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-08-15

I've never heard the word "bender" before but I greatly enjoy it. Thanks Brits for inventing that and for sending all of your best and brightest to conquer the New World.

1  McGowan9 2019-08-15

There's still so much we can teach and learn from each other

1  CaribbeanPizza 2019-08-15

FUN FACT: Sam Roberts father makes faggots.

1  throwawawyy2 2019-08-15

If i was eating a meal and sam walked into the restoraunt i would leave.

1  Audibledogfarts 2019-08-15

Sam looks like he combs his beard with a cum soaked toilet brush.