Laugh now baby boy but when you're on your deathbed will a photo of you and Alfred from 1997s Batman and Robin be there to comfort you?

Reality really motherfucked him. Truly.

He will be shouting who motherfucked me and gave me this hiv virus?

A satisfying postscript is that they will be unceremoniously tossed into a dumpster, like Nicholson's character's work files in About Schmidt.

I will celebrate his death with champagne

You should hit a meeting.

I hope someone visits him on his deathbed and just starts tearing all the photos to pieces.

Hopefully there’s some of that 60k leftover from his window find to spring for a three yard dumpster for those shitty pictures

You say that like Colin Quinn hasn't already planned out this exact scenario.

hrmph well ya know ya can't it with ya humph

When Jim's landlord is carrying all of Jim's possessions to the dumpster because he has no family or heirs, he will stop to google how much a signed photo of Dee Snider is worth and then decide that it's not worth the effort and dump the rest of Jim's life work into the garbage.

What's really funny is how long it will take before people realize he's dead and not just cooped up for a multi day edging session. Johnny or a sssscumbag HVAC repairman will find his corpse.

However Norton is too pussy to kill himself.

Hopefully Jim hangs himself in his bachelor's suite on September 11th... America really needs that day to be funny again.

If Jims apartment burned down and lost all his dumb photos, how long before he killed himself?