Nice love handles, fatso.

Burnt Chrysler is a Jewish alcoholic. I heard that's the reason Brody Stevens was depressed.

Brody Stevens killed himself to get away from people like Bërnt Chrysler

Burnt Chrysler =Bert Kriesher who is in the photo. He drinks alot.

Jesus Forest Gump. I was implying Bert made people wanna commit suicide. As a joke. Brody was awesome.

You should be careful throwing retard insults around, tardo.

Love handles past your shoulders, fa la la la. Put on a shirt, fa la la la

The slack jawed retards that find shit heads like this funny should be exterminated.

Somebody on the cumtown sub said he went to see Bert every time he's in town. Not only does that loser enjoy hearing the same machine story over and over again, he actually pays for it. Fucking disgusting.

Nice child bearing hips stupid

Dude shirtless lmao

I really hope he tells that machine story again.

How did you manage to find a picture of him shirtless?

Damn that's really funny stuff. He should do that every single time he's on stage or on a podcast or on the radio or just any time someone can see him.

Mods, please remove this, as it is involuntary pornography (Bert might be fine with it, but I don't want to see it).

AND THEN I WENT TO ANOTHER COUNTRY!!

AND EVERYONE LOVED ME!! xD

BECAUSE I DRINK LIKE A F;CKIN PRO!! :D

AND THEN, A REALLY AWK THING HAPPENED!! D:

BUT THEN EVERYONE LOVED ME, BECAUSE I AM A PARTY DUDE!! :3

The Russian gangster was going to shoot me in the head but then he was like "this guy doesn't wear a shirt and he chugs beer? That's fucking crazy, let's make him a member instead!"

I find him less funny than Schaub unironically

Call me old fashioned fellas, but if I had a body as awful as that I certainly wouldn't go around taking my shirt off in public!

Love me! Love me! Love me!

Fucking mess.

Please get diabetes immediately. I hope the first thing he has to amputate is his head.

Cakehorn

My bad I'm stoned and on hydrocodone. My bad. I'm pulling a Joe Cumia and acting like a criminal.