I agree. Can you imagine Joe's white trash, spaghetti nigger rage when Anthony left Rotgut for a gig in radio? Joe is so fucking retarded that he would actually believe that by giving Opie the OJ tape, he was responsible for Anthony's success. Ant is too much of a pussy to stand up to his big brother (6'1, from what I've been told) so he figured cutting monthly checks would be a better alternative to conflict.

in the same way: if Joe had never given the tape to Opie, even this subreddit (i.e. community with its original output) would not be in existence

Nice try, Joe; but I ain't paying you shit.

this insult hurts. almost as bad as being called Jim Norton

ok Porsalin, calm down.

No, Joe produced the whole thing.

& remember, Anth's a generous guy, he buys iPads for "anyone from age 14-80" (but mostly under age 16)

Ant helps everyone out! Ignore his dozens of rants on how he hates freeloaders and spending his money on anyone else.

ant's buying joe's silence on the whole kid fucking situation

^ This but I also think Joey Cumia and Anthony Cumia been fucking since Joey molested him in his sleep. AntH liked it and being the closet faggot that he is kept it up, Joey open gay man, goes to gay bars, is HIV+ uses that to blackmail his little brother he molested. Also his daughter stays over for movie night at Uncle AntHs after those checks.

Ant's been buying rights to Layla's body. It's so sick that they even have a system for it. A Chinese guitar is a half hour, the monthly rent is 2 days, etc.

Joe and Anthony both made a video explaining their childhood pact a while ago, Joe deleted it after it was posted here.

I don’t think it ever happened either, the “pact” is just a way for Anthony to give his brother money without having to admit he’s a useless retard

I don't even mind him taking handouts too much. It isn't uncommon for rich people to support family members.

Joe, however, without the slightest hint of self-awareness, will shit on those who live off some form of assistance. Meanwhile, this niglet lived on formal assistance growing up and survives on informal assistance today. While his brother bemoans people who don't "lift themselves up by their bootstraps," as if his path to wealth can be mass-produced.

Reminder: Joe "totally knows who I am" because I mentioned my parents were wealthy, which obviously means my "rich Mommy and Daddy paying your way."

The udder lack of self-awareness to shit on someone because their parents paid for college as a kid vs. freely accepting annual charity to support his own family as a retirement-aged adult.

Imagine the life he could provide Ericclapton Cumia if, like a responsible adult, he did the following:

• $60,000 in accepted family assistance

• $50,000 from a legitimate job - estimated based on education but with his goomba connections he could easily double or triple in construction

• $31,200 net from sporadic gigs (assumed two per weekend, every weekend, $300)

You're looking at a respectable $141,200 yearly take home if he had work ethic or ambition. But no, he uses it as replacement wages to screw around on reddit, facebook, and ultimateguitartabs.com, doing NOTHING not even child care or housework, and then lies about the actual pay/costs/net of his backyard BBQ shows that, even inflated, don't work out to an average construction wage.

But no, I'm a spoiled leech because my parents paid for college. Just overlook the work/study to get into and out of that college, networking, building my contacts because my parents had zero friends in my industry, etc. vs. "my brother changed some lyrics to an Otis Redding song and because I had no job, I handed it in."

Nice trust fund stupid.

Whether or not the pact exists, Joe still decided to quit working and put his hand out so he can play dress-up in fake bands that play other people's music. He's a lazy sack of shit. Even if I were given $60k a year for no reason, I would still work. Most people would. They'd use the extra money to persue a goal or dream or to do charity work. Joe uses it to punish the springs on his sofa and play way too loudly at Flingers for $50 and an Irish coffee.

That's the funniest part of all, Joe treats this shit like a binding contract when in reality it was probably like "hey man whoever gets rich down the road, we always help each other." Joe unironically thinks he is owed "residuals."

Also, once Ant was fired that should have been the end of this hypothetical agreement. He should get nothing, even within the stupid twisted logic of his own deal.

If the roles were reversed and Joe was the one who stuck it big there is a zero percent change that he would help his little brother.

Jim Norton made many childhood pacts to suck dick, and he paid off like a champ. In childhood.

Joe just took advantage of his brother's lack of confidence and got a pension.

Now Ant's wet brain is so fucked up he even thinks this pact is all true and it's his responsibility to support a deadbeat who spends his days on FB and takes an IQ test once in a while.