His batshit Mom was probably on a cocktail of prescription benzos, opiodes and amphetamine like 'oh no it's medicine not drugs' hence the birth defects in Sam
Perhaps, but his cancer patient demeanor is more likely to be a combination of severe dehydration and a complete lack of nutritional intake since infancy. He is a walking advert for the dangers of not respecting your body.
The worst part about him is that he genuinely thinks he's some sort of cool manly dude for watching rasslin and being down with the African Americans with his ridiculous shoes. He has the undeserved confidence of someone who is 6'1"
For some reason this made me think of that chapter in "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs" about that armless/legless boy that gets carted around to recite poetry and Shakespere to various towns.
I'd love to see Liam Neeson throw Sam off a cliff like that dude.
The part that pisses me off is that he goes to black barber shops like he's "in" forcing self-respecting black barbers to have to touch that mass he calls hair
Sam, you don't have black hair you have unwashed orangutan ass hair shave that shit off just buy a razor god damn
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1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-12
His batshit Mom was probably on a cocktail of prescription benzos, opiodes and amphetamine like 'oh no it's medicine not drugs' hence the birth defects in Sam
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-12
Perhaps, but his cancer patient demeanor is more likely to be a combination of severe dehydration and a complete lack of nutritional intake since infancy. He is a walking advert for the dangers of not respecting your body.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-12
Why not both?
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-12
.......I have no answer. Both it is
1 Jungies 2019-08-12
Something tells me Sam's got a stump from where they cut his tail off.
1 McGowan9 2019-08-12
Freak shows were more a 19th century attraction. In the 18th century they were still hunting down the likes of Sam on horseback for sport.
1 Smurfboy82 2019-08-12
A shame they don’t still.
1 Jungies 2019-08-12
He does look like he should be stuffed and mounted in a museum somewhere.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-08-12
They’d have chucked Sam down a well right after he slipped outta his mom’s box
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-08-12
his brother has to have a social media presence, please I want to see what he looks like.
1 Cuervo_Jones 2019-08-12
I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!
1 Monkey___Business 2019-08-12
I wish I could go back in time and bully this mutant in school.
1 Cumias_folicles 2019-08-12
Have you seen his school pics? I’m sure it already happened plenty.
1 T0kinBlackman 2019-08-12
The worst part about him is that he genuinely thinks he's some sort of cool manly dude for watching rasslin and being down with the African Americans with his ridiculous shoes. He has the undeserved confidence of someone who is 6'1"
1 moneyonmymind727 2019-08-12
the man with a watermelon skull
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-08-12
He also deserves the abusive caretaker from The Elephant Man.
1 throwbenny 2019-08-12
Or the bottom of a well
1 GroovyBastard 2019-08-12
For some reason this made me think of that chapter in "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs" about that armless/legless boy that gets carted around to recite poetry and Shakespere to various towns.
I'd love to see Liam Neeson throw Sam off a cliff like that dude.
1 Richard_C_Power 2019-08-12
The part that pisses me off is that he goes to black barber shops like he's "in" forcing self-respecting black barbers to have to touch that mass he calls hair
Sam, you don't have black hair you have unwashed orangutan ass hair shave that shit off just buy a razor god damn
1 Peckas1 2019-08-12
"See the bearded baby, nature's cruelest mistake! Come for the freak, stay for the tendies".
1 MonsterSteve 2019-08-12
I’m always amazed at just how terrible he looks even if it’s only been minutes since I last saw him