TFW your teen girlfriend has earned herself a bite to the hand

98  2019-08-12 by OlShotgunFace

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Good for her that he has probably already lost his teeth.

Count Antula doesn't bite. Antula scrape and lick.

You better pray Nana forgot her dentures when that happens

Just don't bite too hard or your plugs will fall out

He would get into shouting matches about how it was different and better than plugs. Man it didnt hold up well. Its still looks like shit and he is out over $10k and using Just for Men like other broke balding fucks.

Oh Nana, what big teeth you've got!" and the ghoul replies "All the better to bite you with, my dear!"

I think that's his "just seen a crucifix" face.

Anthony is a faaaaaaaag

He looks like the homicidal female dwarf from Don't Look Now.

“If you don’t turn that egg on high you’re gonna get a gummin”

Used to think he was funny....now its impossible to listen to old clips without his glaring insecurities shining through, whether it be screaming profanities over callers, or sexualizing underage girls, or hyper charged racist diatribes. In hindsight its just sad/pathetic now

I though Ripply sucked him out a window? What happend?