this is why women don't text you back about lunch, faggot.

64  2019-08-12 by moneyonmymind727

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What’s the story behind this atrocious image?

not exactly sure, I went through his ig to find pictures of him being a faggot, and boy they were plentiful.

Pretty sure it's related to his role in that recent Ricky Gervais film that had Eric Bana in it. It was fucking awful and Jim had a brief cameo at the beginning playing some kind of homosexual street walker.

A Netflix production called Special Correspondents. I checked the two trailers on YouTube, none of the have the faggot in them.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4181052/

Appropriately his character is listed as 'Rent Boy'. Not exactly a stretch for Norton.

What strikes me is the gall shown by this pathetic worm. Can you imagine this piece of shit talking about nothing except edging, Ozzy, trannies, and then to top it off he “cuts a gasser” and you have to sit there in the fumes?

It’s the same with Sam, who for some reason is allowed to criticize how other people look while being, no joke, the ugliest person I’ve ever seen.

The worst part of O&A was it’s embracing of the “dude culture” that emerged in the early 2000’s. They mocked a guy who wrote a dude code (rightfully) book but failed to see how they were guilty of the same shit.

There's a J&S show where Jim is bitching about some tinder girl not responding to his texts. He's showing, as always, his complete lack of self-awareness throughout the whole segment. But the thing that really got me is that at one point, while he's explaining why girls should be texting him back, he says "I'm a good dinner date, dude". He stated it so adamantly - like he'd never been so sure of anything. He's just so clueless about how other people see him. I can't even fathom how awful a dinner date with Norton must be.

Imagine being a woman and sitting across from him in a 1 on 1 scenario where his obvious goal is to fuck you. He's a 50 year old eating something that fits into his bird food diet. When you try to order drinks, he goes on a long-winded rant about how he got sober at 17. The whole time he's blinking absurdly while his eyes are bugging out of his head. When it's your turn to talk, he unconsciously mimicks every facial expression you make. He can't talk intelligently about anything, and he's constantly making references to movies made 30 years before you were born. Any time you try to talk about movies, TV, or any pop culture, he says "I haven't seen it" or "I'm not familiar with that". Sometimes he interrupts you to say things like "tsss whassat?". You're not sure what it means. Best case scenario, he's putting on a ridiculously over-the-top face to make it seem like he's listening intently, but at least it stops the blinking.

I like this. JoeH should take note that there are ways to write long, detailed posts without sounding like a complete retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMw4VjqkvNs

this vid is absolutely brilliant

I bet all 12 of his tinder pictures are of him taking pictures with uncomfortable celebrities.
Have we seen his tinder profile?

No but when Bobby Lee was in studio and Jim first found out about it he was really opposed to the idea of using it because his profile was gonna have his name attached to it. I bet it's humiliating.

is Sam Half Jewish Half Aboriginal?

It's funny how this isn't an isolated incident. He was acting like a fag with that unfunny blonde bitch when she did his make-up on Youtube. And then there's the ultra-cringey shots of him biting his finger in the presence of Mary Jane. Has this geriatric picked up any skills in game considering he's a 51-year old bachelor?

I remember Patrice sayin how he always had to be so fucking weird for his Twitter pic. I think he was in a leopard dress and lipstick or something.

You see it in civilians as well. They pick their “wildest” fancy dress outfit as their everyday profile picture to give off a certain appearance.

Then you speak to them and realise they are as vapid as Jim Norton.

that unfunny blonde bitch

You’ll have to be more specific because that describes at least three of his comedienne friends.

imagine being friendzoned by a literal whore

Watching that Porsalin documentary, a lot of O&A fans seemed to enjoy his tales of making love to men in dresses...what changed?

I lost all respect for him when he defended Amy and shit on Louis. fuck em

Strange how all these "comedians" who have been accused of "stealing jokes, characters, bits" all know each other...

They all know each other, hang out with each other, marry each other, and hate each other. No "civilians" put up with their shit when they're off stage being their damaged, socially mortifying selves.

Disturbing bunch of cunts.

By his expression you can just tell he's thinking to himself "This is right, this is me!" Fucking faggot.

He is way more confident and comfortable wearing womens clothes from what Ive seen. I will never understand why doesnt embrace his inner queen and just fag out. Nobody would be shocked. He would make a bunch more money if he could get welcomed into the gay community.

He passed his use-by-date as a faggot when he turned 40. Homosexuals are pathologically narcissistic and worship youth. The only thing worse than an old queen is an old queen who came out when they turned 50 and missed out on their primo butt pirate years. Norton fucked up and wasted his life.

Jim said this was a pic of him dressed up for an acting role he was doing but couldn't talk about. This is probably just how Jim dresses up while he's home by himself.

It's enraging to me that Norton will talk down to people who are alcoholics or drug addicts. Meanwhile this goof switches his "alcoholism" (drank a couple too many beers in high school) to full blown porn and sex addiction. Beating his dick so bad it doesn't even work anymore.

Not even homophobic despite what I joke about anis post but this made disgusted when he posted it. Such a faggot. He would love to be a tranny if he wasn’t such a worm.

"Wanna come back to my place for some almond paste and Ozzy records? I'll let you plow my asshole with a dildo and watch me prematurely ejaculate on my pale flabby stomach. What do you say?"

He one of him dressed like this but smiling makes me convinced he'll transition.