Dave "the slave" Landau is a servile and obedient underling

53  2019-08-11 by ILoveWhores69

If slavery were made legal today he would fetch a good price.

"Yes Count Cumia, you're still hilarious Count Cumia"

19 comments

1  lostintime8585 2019-08-11

Dave "Igor" Landau

1  Dachosen17 2019-08-11

Dave " Nigger" Landau

1  Skip4play 2019-08-11

From what little Ive seen, he just sits there. Seems like an easy paycheck.

1  McGowan9 2019-08-11

If by "paycheck" you mean 50 bucks a day, travel expenses, a McDonald's value meal and all the free plugs for his nonexistent gigs he wants then yeah, it's a pretty sweet deal for Dan Portnow.

1  Jungies 2019-08-11

He gets to sleep at the Count's castle.

I bet that's a fucking treat.

1  McGowan9 2019-08-11

Rolling over on to shit encrusted ass eggs and bloodied Hello Kitty underpants.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-11

You really paint a picture

1  McGowan9 2019-08-11

Unlike younger Anthony, who just painted his dolly's faces.

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-08-11

I thought they said his salary was $200 a week.

1  DamonTyler 2019-08-11

so it's not even $50 a day? jesus.

1  McGowan9 2019-08-11

They don't "work" Fridays.

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-11

Phil Giroux with fewer jokes.

1  UhLookHereMan 2019-08-11

he's a solid 4 feet tall and successfully bred from hamsters

1  Belchides 2019-08-11

Caliph Cumia.

1  Roterodamus 2019-08-11

When he's on real ass podcast he's actually funny a couple of times.

1  Frequent2001 2019-08-11

he's a grown man with a mohawk haircut, so fuck him.

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-08-11

His name is Toby

1  bigbird911 2019-08-11

Who is that guy?

1  oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-08-11

That fucking mustache, he deserves to be a slave in a gay sex dungeon on the Barbary Coast.