Who, me?

Coo be!

I’m 6’9 340 pounds

And white

Beet is the greatest. When Beet dies he will be remembered with love and affection for all the joy he brought to the world.

When Joey Cumia dies, in the very near future, he will be forgotten immediately by those that surround him and remembered only by those he hated.

Everyone: Joe who?

Does Howard still acknowledge him?

Who is a bigger Mongoloid? Hughezy or this guy?

So Hughezy?

Yes

Beet, spell "red".

"L-E-S-T-E-R, there we go, red"

Do you know my name?

howaster

I don't wear dresses, I'm a young guy.

i'm not black, honey, I'm spanish and puerto rican

sweetheart I luvs yous...you're gonna have to accept me, if you want to have sex wit me, baby, make sure you're in love.

https://youtu.be/5wXqhYLQw1Y

Beet provides for and protects his family, unlike a certain elderly hobbyist guitar player we know.

Who’s got that picture from a few weeks back of him with Kim Jong Un and Donald trump?

He also has a song that's far catchier than anything Joe has ever written https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-eN1W8BP0

Bad as can...and he knows he's the best

That is the perfect haircut for his body. He looks like a cartoon character.

Colt 45, for some reason we tried drinking this mule piss when we were kids, white kids. No wonder my father kicked my ass so much.

Also better teeth

O&A wack packers were pathetic compared to Stern’s crew.

Lady Di is up there but most of the O&A people exist for when O&A were feeling especially lazy. Nothing worse than listening to an old Patrice show and suddenly they do an hour-long segment where Big A reads out of the phone book or some shit. How many times could that possibly be funny? One? Zero? They used people like him and Twitchels as if they were Beetlejuice when they each had one quirk that was exhausted after a single appearance.

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Who the fuck is this

Bad as can cuz We know he’s da best

Ive never heard him (have heard almost zero stern). Any specifics to check out?

just youtube a best of and enjoy. and then youtube some eric the midget

Goo fo you

I don't know him and I don't want to know him

Don’t forget hank the dwarf and elegant Elliot as well.

never much of a Hank guy, but you're right, the Elegant One is an absolute must

If you ever want to feel safe around the stage deli you better recognize elegant

Also don’t forget crackhead bob.

poor joe corso.....

I was in your shoes 2 years ago, do yourself a favor and listen to any and every beetlejuice clip.

It’s absolute gold

The one where he meets billy and hes training to be a boxer. The part with the demonstration always makes me laugh.

This came on Sternthology last week, I'd never heard it before and it was the hardest I've laughed at anything in so long. I was literally crying. I wish I could find a longer clip, but it's so goddamn funny. Beetle playing "The Five" game, where the answer to every question is "5." Guess how many he gets right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_0wVVWHvDg

I’ve checked out a few clips since yesterday, beet is outstanding. He’s exhausting in a way funnier way than bobo ever was. Amazed that he can drink 10 thousand beers. Impressive.

Bobo made me laugh a lot, but Beet is the fucking GOAT.

those hacks couldn't afford Beet

He's as bad as can

and better looking

Cuppa times.

Most importantly , or as Beets would say "Impotently", this man is NOT a faggot.

When was the last time Howie had beet on?

His marriage saga on Stern is fucking classic.

Not a diaper wearer.

He got me laid in six months bro so he can't be that bad

Moo for you

"I got trash on my dick:

We have a nerd convention in my hometown which has a large fan artwork/maker scene to it. There is a guy there that has a table where he sells 3-D printed statues, stickers, and keychains. Every year without fail the Beetlejuice stuff sells fast, followed by other Howard memorabilia. I even got a sticker for my kindle this year and people still recognize that glorious thought leader’s in public.

Imagine anyone selling or caring to buy merchandise of anything related to Opie, Anthony, or Jimmy in 2019. No one dislikes money that much.

He provided a lot of laughs for Howard's show. So I'm confident that Stern took care of this fine gentleman and most definitely not chisel him out of money and financial support.

These are things we can always count on the Jew for

Why can't I see this sub on my app