How much is Keith the Crook paying you for these threads?

Joe is a champion of blue collar workers and father of four.

Much better equipped to lead Compound Media.

He has successfully run an entertainment business for over 20 years, its absurd that Keith jewed his way in between the Cumia brothers.

He’s also dumb and stupid

See? Now this is much better. I like benign posts like this one. No reason or cause for a DMCA, no libel, just a good old fashioned fat and ugly “insult” like you do to every other person you envy and secretly love. Carry on!

Hey Joe, how mad did you get when you realized you were bamboozled on AbeVigoda's doxx?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKhbaLyIFw

I envy you, Joe Cumia. That's why I call you a gay fat faggot. I don't envy Elon Musk or Bill Gates. I envy Joe Cumia, the cow-brained buffoon from Long Island who films himself driving off the road with his kids in the car on his way to The Big Apple Ranch to drink child spit with Kurt Love.

Exactly, Elon Musk and Bill Gates can’t even perform a single song off of Joshua Tree.

I envy his ability to be blissfully unaware of how shit his life is

I'm surprised you envy Joe more than billionaires like Bill Gates and Elon Musk.

Dont forget Joe Cumia molested his kid brother in his sleep. It AntH wasnt such a fag and liked it he would have grown up and killed joe.

Daddy, why do you let Uncle Anthony put his fingers inside of me?

Son, why did you and your brother try to rape me when you guys were teens? I don’t know if this is true, I’m a little confused.

Do you mind when everyone calls you a faggot too cause that's what you are?

Get your fucking kids to school on time, stupid boomer.

I like answering random morons. Congrat’s, You’ve been chosen as this mornings random moron.

Being called faggot, dummy, stupid, pedo, deadbeat Dad, cow etc. is like being called a cunt in the UK or IRE. It’s so common it means nothing.

Daddy, sometimes when you sleep behind me, something small pokes me. And when I try to move you tell me “shut up or Uncle Anthony will play the knuckle game with me again.”

Then why do you keep coming back? If it’s so common to you just ignore us.

Actually joe, most people don't get called all those things on the regular. Infact, I have never heard anyone but you refered to as a paedophilic deadbeat cow.

You'http://www.livememe.com/3risbcx.jpgre projecting again Joe.

Then, you're a heifer filled with estrogen.

I'm the random moron you and your retard buddy with the 75 alts keep trying to doxx but you don't answer me ever. Why's that?

I just make fun of you for the giggles. I never left a single review or fucked with your gigs but bet your gay cow ass that I'm gonna start. You try to fuck with me I will fuck with you.

In the meantime, I'm sure you've been harassing this random paki constantly so keep that up. I'm sure it'll work out well for you.

Congrat’s

this mornings

Retard.

It's only common for you because it's what you are homo.

You'r inability to use apostrophe's - or "sky commas" as they called them in first grade, your last year of education - Speak's volume's. Your assumption that it's "so common" in "UK or IRE" is quite telling that you're basing this off TV and have never been there.

Finally, you don't refer to nations on the British Isles as, "United Kingdom and Ireland," you fucking ignoramus. It's "Great Britain and Ireland". Read a goddamn book or newspaper if you are physically able. Jesus Christ, you have the entirety of knowledge at your fat, greasy sausage fingers. Use it for something more than illiterate, ill-informed social media posts, you fat loser.

You’re so angry. It’s hilarious!

How about fat? You rotund pile of cow shit. "Anyone can do it"

If giving a well-deserved motherfuckering and dressing down is anger, then your brother must be a complete sociopath since prima facie diagnoses of anger issues are: outbursts of violence, reckless endangerment with deadly weapons, unsafe operation of motor vehicles, and self-medocation with substance abuse.

Oh wait... 😂😂🤣🤣 Never have I ever been forced to comply with state-ordered forfeiture of guns, and gun/cars licenses!

🚫🚗🚫🍻🚫🔫🚫

💻🐮🐄🤣

Oh, It’s definitely anger born of envy. Hence the non-stop insults. It’s all you have...I’ll explain it to you rockstar...

First of all, its plain to see through your writing style that you are your biggest fan. You’re one of those guys who thinks so highly of himself and the reality of it is, you’re no more intelligent, charming or eloquent than “Mike the Situation” from The Jersey Shore. You can wear an expensive suit to your mediocre FT job, that you secretly hate, but you’ve tried so hard to get away from what you’ve become that it’s consumed your life-force and now you’re just an angry young man..

I picture you to be a real life version of one of the loser ripoff artists from the movie “Boiler Room”, maybe even as big a millennial scumbag as Ben Affleck portrayed in that movie, yet you couldn’t elevate yourself beyond being an anonymous punk on a half assed message board in some obscure corner of the inter-webs.

Your drive to express such disdain for people you don’t know or have ever had any interaction with is classically symptomatic of an über-loser who needs to fuck with others to constantly stoke his confidence and ego. The insults you constantly hurl are probably also the only catharsis that prevents you from beating your wife and kids or throwing your emotionally twisted ass out of a 50th floor window of the building you work in.

Your only connection to or involvement with any of the shows cast or regulars is that of a “fanboy”. Like everyone else here. Your nothing to any of us. Why bother? Because you’re angry.

"First of all" clued me this is illiterate, self-congratulatory nonsense. I'm not my biggest fan, my fans are my biggest fans. Ain't that right /u/ants_ccw_permit ? Good waste of 30 minutes of hunt-and-pecking this out while ignoring your 2 to 83 children.

By the way, you claim "1M satisfied" in "100s of performances" Let's beef the numbers for you, (1,000,000)/999 = 1,001. You're claiming your average show has over a thousand in the audience. That's Trump inauguration numbers while we've seen the plastic bag conventions you play.

Bless your atherosclerosis heart and have a productive day on reddit!

Boiler room came out in 2000, it wasn't about millennials you mental midget. God damn you are long winded as hell. Dumb as dogshit. Imagine trying to make fun of someone for working for a living lol.

Not about millennials per se, only about their identically entitled habits and self important attitudes.

The characters were gen x. There's no connection to millennials. It was an insanely dumb reference.

Brother Joe, most millennials have enough self-respect not to demand handouts from their siblings for over twenty years. You have a lot of moxie to criticize anyone as if you have done anything of note in life other than collect child spit and make a fool of yourself in front of BÖC.

You think you're entitled to 60K of your brother's money even though you did nothing, you hypocritical fucking moron

self important attitudes

Lol, says the most pompous ass on earth who has never accomplished anything other than guilting his brother out of a pittance.

No, not about millenials at all. You are wrong. And you act entitled to you brother's money, you don't have a job, and you post like a preening narcissist on social media all day. It's not millenials you hate, it's yourself.

Hi Joe I'm taking a shit and finally read your comment.

I could hear you sweating as you tried to string together 'vaguely intelligent-sounding' nonsense. But ultimately, everything you said was legitimately, literally, and honestly 100% completely dead wrong. Like fucking laugh out loud at how just one person can bat such a consistently exceptional 0.000 in every aspect of life...

!except!

I did treat myself to some bespoke Henry Poole suits for my 30th birthday. It was a dream of mine in college when I had to interview in shitty Jos A Banks so I set a goal and achieved it! When was the last time you set let alone accomplished a goal? Could afford to spend $20,000 of your own money on something? Could even afford to dream? Oh wait.. lol.. never. Guess you couldn't elevate yourself beyond being an obese, mediocre, cover guitarist in the 12th poorest town in one of the richest places in America!

I know you don't know what "bespoke" or "tailor" or "Savile Row" means - and I don't expect you to! But suffice to say, it's not as high class as your Value City polyester black tarp from Garbage-People's Court, but they'll last me my lifetime - quality is forever, just like Call of Duty flaming barbed wire SAMCRO gear!

Crazy thing is I'm wearing a t-shirt and shorts today to my "mediocre FT job that I secretly hate," so they don't get much use!

I'm just an educated kid, who paid attention in school, who can write a literate sentence with logic, wit, and turns of phrase, with an excellent job that I fucking LOVE, that I worked towards, in an industry I adore. You can tell yourself I'm miserable, but just take my word for it that I'm not. Unlike you, I'm quite well-adjusted, have an excellent life, no emotional/substance issues (Northern Italy ftw!), and I don't incessantly make a public ass out of myself. I like to make fun of you because it's fun!

I know it's hard to imagine us as anything other than what you want to, but just let it be known that if you knew who I was in the real world, you would be bending over backwards to get on my good side, proffering your anus as payment. I LOVE what I do for a living, because of the job and industry but mostly because I achieved it. I didn't enforce a 50-year old verbal assent to get here, I earned it.

I'm the Resident Pedant, and I embrace it. I'll never out-autist the legitimate sleuths on here so I play to my strengths.

I suggest your read the DSM-5. Your psych profile is the antipode of actuality. But keep reading, studying, and working. Maybe one day you might find yourself achieving something that you worked for. Until then, it's bread lines and "Memo line: Moooch" for you!

XOXO,

Look forward to your reply in 137 seconds

I shed a tear reading this, truly beautiful.

Word salad.

I love how you had to reference “Mike The Situation” from The Jersey Shore as if we didn’t know. Nice reference from 2009, stupid.

....you've got absolutely zero self awareness, haven't you?

All anyone hears is “mooo moooooo MoOOOoOoOo”

First of all, its plain to see through your writing style that you are your biggest fan.

Holy shit, dude. Get some self-awareness.

Look everybody, It's Low T Joe!

Being called faggot, dummy, stupid, pedo, deadbeat Dad, cow etc. is like being called a cunt in the UK or IRE. It’s so common it means nothing.

I can't imagine getting that kind of real-life abuse on a daily basis.

Have you thought about changing your behaviour?

What’s fucked up is that it’s common for you to be called a pedo.

How much does Mr. J.H. AKA 'Kurt Love' pay you for "alone time" with Layla, Joe?

Did you like all my photoshops of you as a hotdog?

Every good American loves a hot dog...

What’s your condiment of choice? Mustard? Relish?

Definitely mustard and sauerkraut. Onions and/or Relish not bad...Ketchup on a hotdog is blasphemy. Serious condiment faux pas

Ketchup on a hotdog is blasphemy

Die you fat nigger

I’m not a ketchup guy, either

Daddy, why do you still want to bathe me? I told you I don’t like it when you clean me down there and lick your lips.

There is literally no end to your fucking stupidity and crass boorishness

Look, retard, we get it. You think that everyone's going to go apeshit because you said something douchey like "serious condiment faux pas", we're not. No one cares that you're a douchebag, it's common knowledge. If you want attention then actually do something of note.

Daddy, why do you make me give you my dirty underwear before you lock yourself in the bathroom and start breathing heavy?

"envy"

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We all aspire to be fat 60 year old unemployed leeches.

AMERICA needs to have this discussion.

Do we?

And he chews on his shirt collars just like a cow. Joe needs a reality check.

Don’t forget he’s a gay faggot too

Have a little class. Walmart sells Levi’s now you fucking bottom feeder. What kind of homo has no fashion sense?