I love how Joe was over the moon during this. Just look at his face. And considering how this turned out, I kinda understand that he has to delude himself that the gig wasn't a travesty.
Joe plays guitar like some jerkoff at guitar center showing off.
If you listen to any interview with Roger Waters, David Gilmour or any other prolific musician, they always emphasize that the pauses between notes are just as important as what you actually play. You can even see it with the guys on stage in that video where they’re being concise with how they play.
Then Joe Cumia’s waltzes on stage. He’s blasting the loud ass jibberish kids play when they’re first learning scales while dancing around the scale like a complete fool. It’s truly mind boggling that he can walk away from that thinking he actually did good when he was objectively god awful.
There was - Joe posted it as he was so proud to be rockin' out with his idols.
Then we pointed out how shitty his playing was and how the band clearly hated playing with him (the lead singer starts by signalling Joe to turn down his instrument, which Joe ignores). Then Joe posted a full-page screed on how we're wrong and the band love him and totally want him to be their new bass player and also he's played with Bill Murray but there's no video of it, then he deleted that screed once we started shitting on it, then he started DMCA'ing the screenshots of his screed that people were posting, and finally he pulled down the video and DMCAs anyone who posts it.
TL,DR: Ol 'Dunning Kumia thought he rocked out with a band, posted the video to boast, found out how wrong he was and now aggressively tries to hide all evidence of it.
Dunning kumia got a niggas ribs hurting over here.
Legit brilliant.
And 100x better than anything Anth has intentionally come up with in about a decade
He's dressed. like such a slob here. The band is trying to look cool and this asshole is ruining it by dressing like he's at Walmart. The neck hole on that old ass COD shirt is crazy.
21 comments
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-08-04
Is that Bobo on the drums?
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-08-04
I thought it was legendary comic Barney Mac before the beard days.
1 Vawsh 2019-08-04
I heard he used to regularly bring the house down.
Sorry, i meant burn the house down.
1 Guatzelot 2019-08-04
I love how Joe was over the moon during this. Just look at his face. And considering how this turned out, I kinda understand that he has to delude himself that the gig wasn't a travesty.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-04
I love even more that we've ruined this moment for him
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-08-04
Looks like he's plugging his ears
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-08-04
Looked to me like he was debating ripped them right off his head
1 McGowan9 2019-08-04
No one on stage or in the audience enjoyed Joe's horribly mediocre guitar playing.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-08-04
Joe plays guitar like some jerkoff at guitar center showing off.
If you listen to any interview with Roger Waters, David Gilmour or any other prolific musician, they always emphasize that the pauses between notes are just as important as what you actually play. You can even see it with the guys on stage in that video where they’re being concise with how they play.
Then Joe Cumia’s waltzes on stage. He’s blasting the loud ass jibberish kids play when they’re first learning scales while dancing around the scale like a complete fool. It’s truly mind boggling that he can walk away from that thinking he actually did good when he was objectively god awful.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-04
Poor Joe
This makes me have sympathy for this guy. How could you?
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-08-04
Faggot!
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-04
Fair enough
1 flagrantBird 2019-08-04
Angus Cum
1 Knife_rapist 2019-08-04
The only one who had fun during this fiasco was Joe. The rest just look depressed at how far they have fallen.
1 FatMosque 2019-08-04
Is there a full video of this?
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-04
There was a 2/3 min vid of Joe embarrassing himself if I remember correctly.
1 Jungies 2019-08-04
There was - Joe posted it as he was so proud to be rockin' out with his idols.
Then we pointed out how shitty his playing was and how the band clearly hated playing with him (the lead singer starts by signalling Joe to turn down his instrument, which Joe ignores). Then Joe posted a full-page screed on how we're wrong and the band love him and totally want him to be their new bass player and also he's played with Bill Murray but there's no video of it, then he deleted that screed once we started shitting on it, then he started DMCA'ing the screenshots of his screed that people were posting, and finally he pulled down the video and DMCAs anyone who posts it.
TL,DR: Ol 'Dunning Kumia thought he rocked out with a band, posted the video to boast, found out how wrong he was and now aggressively tries to hide all evidence of it.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-08-04
Dunning kumia got a niggas ribs hurting over here. Legit brilliant. And 100x better than anything Anth has intentionally come up with in about a decade
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-04
He's dressed. like such a slob here. The band is trying to look cool and this asshole is ruining it by dressing like he's at Walmart. The neck hole on that old ass COD shirt is crazy.
1 ucfgavin 2019-08-04
Just a couple of pals playing some tunes
1 FatMosque 2019-08-04
Haha Joe is hilarious