He forgot that he had that meal but he remembers exactly how it tastes, hmm, can't wait until they find his bloated corpse inside a motel 8 room. #ruizing
If she is who I'm thinking of, they're fucking enormous. Almost certainly navel grazers once released from one of her, no doubt industrially constructed, over the shoulder boulder holders but I don't mind that one bit.
Carl's tits will be almost as huge soon, if he carries on eating like this.
She looks really young with a couple kids at least 12 years old. He must have sniped her during Essex County Community College years. I will continue to investigate and report back.
Was she the one on one of Opie's videos from a year or 2 ago, sitting in some restaurant with him and some other people as Carl cooked and served for them? Because whoever that was had absolutely gigantic breasts.
I hate-watched them and bullied Carl when they came out so I missed the background entertainment. Of course, if The Destroyer shot with the sun instead of into the sun, we'd have a better view. But if you google Carl Ruiz + wife you can find her very easily.
Don't watch my videos, watch his but start at 0:56. In certain frames she looks 18, in others early 30s but does not seem old enough to have a teenager. They are, however, belt scrapers.
I wish the worst on foodies or anyone who thinks conversation about food is remotely interesting. Also did this guy really fuck ms chipperson? I have to know so I can properly hate myself
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1 PatBattle1 2019-07-29
fawk you, carl rules. tendies with cheese and gravy sound amazing! #Diiiiiiip #Ruizing
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-07-29
The second best part of ruizing is dropping hammers afterwards!
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-07-29
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-29
the guy must be a psy-op in some way.
the food he eats will kill anybody in a month. soft warfare.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-29
He also smokes and drinks heavily. It'll hit him all at once, it always does for guys (and it's usually guys) like that.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-29
The "massive stroke lifestyle" #stroking
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-29
WOAAAH YOU HAD A FUCKING CORONA TOO? DAMN WHAT A WILDMAN THIS GUY IS, HE CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HE ATE, WHAT A CRAZY LIFE
“Ironic” internet culture spawned this sort of faggotry
1 Attonitus1 2019-07-29
He forgot that he had that meal but he remembers exactly how it tastes, hmm, can't wait until they find his bloated corpse inside a motel 8 room. #ruizing
1 Tom_Tomlinson 2019-07-29
He still fucked ms chipperson
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-29
That insane anorexic bitch covered in moles? Colour me green with envy.
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-07-29
Carl kind of looks like a mole too.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-07-29
Fucked the chip lady. Left his bitch wife and kids to eat himself to death. Thats some real ass shit.
1 Phkna1 2019-07-29
His wife has great tits
1 McGowan9 2019-07-29
If she is who I'm thinking of, they're fucking enormous. Almost certainly navel grazers once released from one of her, no doubt industrially constructed, over the shoulder boulder holders but I don't mind that one bit.
Carl's tits will be almost as huge soon, if he carries on eating like this.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-29
She looks really young with a couple kids at least 12 years old. He must have sniped her during Essex County Community College years. I will continue to investigate and report back.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-29
Your hard work hasn't gone unnoticed. On behalf of the sub, I'd like to thank you for your service.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-29
Was she the one on one of Opie's videos from a year or 2 ago, sitting in some restaurant with him and some other people as Carl cooked and served for them? Because whoever that was had absolutely gigantic breasts.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-29
I hate-watched them and bullied Carl when they came out so I missed the background entertainment. Of course, if The Destroyer shot with the sun instead of into the sun, we'd have a better view. But if you google Carl Ruiz + wife you can find her very easily.
https://youtu.be/tL5C4nMKZSU?t=340
https://youtu.be/tL5C4nMKZSU?t=350
https://youtu.be/tL5C4nMKZSU?t=1114
1 McGowan9 2019-07-29
None of the google image pictures really do them justice. Look at the fucking size of them https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zEeALnVCEpw&t=73s. What a highly fuckable, dowdy milf.
Soothsayer Vic Henley calls her "Carl's future ex-wife" haha.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-29
Don't watch my videos, watch his but start at 0:56. In certain frames she looks 18, in others early 30s but does not seem old enough to have a teenager. They are, however, belt scrapers.
1 PretzlKing 2019-07-29
God, Vic is almost as easy to hate as Carl. ALMOST. And yeah, those are large.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-29
I’d thought about driving over there to check em out in person several times
1 McGowan9 2019-07-29
Bang her, film it and tweet it to Carl.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-29
At least one of us would enjoy that
1 McGowan9 2019-07-29
Carl, probably.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-29
Anyone got a picture of this big-beefered lass?
1 McGowan9 2019-07-29
https://i.imgur.com/BNWaqQW.jpg
1 BlackManMoan 2019-07-29
He also cries when you throw his candy on the floor, but builds himself back up by claiming he makes more money than you.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-07-29
Ruizing is the gayest shit.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-29
Deadlier than AIDS, coincidentally
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-29
Thank you, this was necessary.
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-07-29
Fat bearded bobo has no redeeming qualities
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-29
Heart attack on a plate.
I wonder who will die first. Carl or Joe?
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-29
A corona? Hell yeah dude!
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-07-29
Thanks, I actually totally forgot
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-29
He looks like Hell
1 gcwrestling08 2019-07-29
He has "Foodnetwork" in his bio. He thinks "Food Network" is one word.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-29
WE CAN NEVER FORGET.
1 RobespierreIsGod 2019-07-29
I wish the worst on foodies or anyone who thinks conversation about food is remotely interesting. Also did this guy really fuck ms chipperson? I have to know so I can properly hate myself
1 PretzlKing 2019-07-29
I never forget how much of a faggot he is.