r/opieandanthonyxyz: In a post here Joe claimed to have worn a uniform with a chromed helmet and boots with white laces while jumping out of a plane as part of his 82nd airborne training, but that combination is only used by color/honor guards and would never be worn in the circumstance he claimed.

In a post here Joe claimed to have worn a uniform with a chromed helmet and boots with white laces while jumping out of a plane as part of his 82nd airborne training, but that combination is only used by color/honor guards and would never be worn in the circumstance he claimed.

35 2019-07-28 by turk_december

11 comments

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-28

Stolen Valor Joe

1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-07-28

Big Apple Ranch chrome for giving nsa dome - you ever seen a grown hotdog naked?

1 NickApleas 2019-07-28

Joe's a colored guard.

1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-07-28

There's the fawkin' line!

sniff

1 DrCroccer 2019-07-28

Ah yes, because if you're preparing for a combat scenario, you're obviously going to wear the shiniest and most ridiculously conspicuous helmets instead of literally any other variant

1 ellencakehorn 2019-07-28

I thought Joe was a colored guard?

1 ocsob123 2019-07-28

Chromed helmet?

1 McGowan9 2019-07-28

Until he produces that long-promised DD214, I think we can all correctly assume he was kicked out for sodomy 2 weeks into Basic.

1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-28

Ol' chrome-dome

1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-28

They told him he was doing a night jump but it was just the back of a bus in a dark garage. He’s retarded folks..

1 TheDrewster1982 2019-07-28

Fucking hotdog looking nigga